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2omeone ha2 biig feeliin2 huh.. http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/66cf0a8b1765..jpg
makiin my round2,, fuck all of you..
A reminder, I am not above wearing a collar but I will be breaking a few leashes #nsfw
Alright what about favorite cake, I fuck up some red velvet personally
W3ll.. If ya 3v3r want an imaginary fri3nd to play with hit m3 up
Can alway2 play pr3t3nd
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MUTHAHAFUCKING BARS.
Word 23nd m3 th3 coordinat32 2o I can d3finit3ly avoid it
Wh3r3? Ju2t 2o I can avoid going th3r3
Xenosociolgy fact: Humans don't have quadmates. Most have a single mate with which they share everything, but some have multiple matesprits. Human social connections can be compleX and intricate - they don't separate things as trolls do.
[HIPOTETI#ALLY $PEAKING HOW WOULD I GET RID OF IT]
:o) You're older than me by some :o) Experienced, where I am not :o) A whole molt apart :o) But our passions still burns hot. :o) My fingers between your thighs :o) My lips at your neck :o) Your kisses on my spine :o) You can educate me, love :o) And may we burn all the hotter for the distance. #nsfw
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29fae0e18d97.png #suggestive
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
oH MY GOD i SAID, sO MANY THINGS,
Big chilling
I may not b3 abl3 to hold a conv3r2ation, but I can hold your hand
Collect My Pages. Collect My Circus. Bite My Bytes Or Spend Five Nights At Freddy's.
My preferences for posters at this current moment. 1. Horny Posters (non-Juju) 2. Normal People. 3. Horny Posters (Juju) 8274. Eggs. #nsfw #substances
GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL
Amat3ur2, I wa2 fuck3d up high a2 2hit in main b3for3 it wa2 cool #2ub2tanc3
thinking about a highblood slipping something in my tea and using my throat #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
((Okay making another OOC post to pin because why not Owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor, @unendingUroborus, @unboundUraeus here. This is Bill Cipher, you know who this is. Probably. Anyways the gist of this account is Bill posting via contraband from the Theraprism and not so subtly trying to get out. Okay that’s it. Bye.
I SUGGEST THAT ANYONE WHO SEES A SNAPPILY DRESSED TRIANGULAR STATUE SHAKE ITS HAND! WITHOUT HESITATION! IN FACT, GO DO THAT! RIGHT NOW! DO IT!
7eah it's a lot haha
[|||] i say it's better to watch a train wreck from a safe distance~
#iwantcandy #eridanweek EVERYONE IS MAKING OUT, FUCK YEAH.
e777, girl, what's happening
I'm sure you are, this is just a reminder to take care of yourself first.
Focus on yourself first, friend. If you aren't your best you, you're not advertising your best you.
[[ You guys never will see how long it took me to try to find the best reply to shit bc dualscar is a challenge to roleplay..]]
[|||] you're like a cute meowbeast~
Bello beverybody! Bits Bopahv Btime! https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/jumpov.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Fate worse than death. ]
i liked it
this is good i like this
I should get back to my roots, dust off my brother’s old turntable just like old times
jeff the killed it Wordle 1,749 2/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
"= that's how it grows. ="
[|||] well,,, i dabbled a little bit in stage acting once, i'm not the best but i'd be down for a line-reading or something one of these days~
Plenty of practice with the right individual.
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 practice with a partner! its really a great way to learn how others act so flawlessly!
Just a memo for staff working at the studio, lot of comments regarding large cardboard boxes left open near exits and entrances to our [REDACTED] technological center and other Sound Stages... Its the Leijons Those are explicitly for strays wandering from the warp gate They are to have comfortable blankets and no more than two toys per box Thank you #memo
I b3li3v3 in you big dawg
B3com3 th3 fr3ak you w3r3 alway2 m3ant to b3
need that man whimpering pathetic style on it #nsfw
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
There are some more in the pantry.
🔪🩵𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐅𝐅! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄! ꪑꫀ᭙~ 🩵🔪
I hearby announce that Sgrub is officially a 'Soulslike'. I had to break my quirk for this. This is painful.
D—> https://cdn.pluralkit.me/images/ua/zgy7sapmyu4wjop2ly5472nm.webp Here’s my pfp! I made it myself!
I was thinking of the Monster House from Monster House.
You are most welcome, Marzha. Though forgive my double-usage of playful. I had intended to state that I would have let you freely bite at my forearm. I suppose I was quite distracted.
BITCHES BE ALL HATING MY MIRTHFUL WORK THEN I JUST POUR FAYGO ON THEM AND THEY ACT LIKE SEADWELLERS OUT OF WATER WAIT A MINUTE THIS ISN'T FAYGO ITS THE "JUICE"
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Good to see you are all 'Doing Well.' And if you aren't. I definitely care about that. What is your..ugh...Favourite Foods.
I MEAN THOSE USUALLY HAPPEN FROM TIME TO TIME, I WOULDNT DEFINE IT AS BEING TOO CRAZY.
I DONT THINK IT IS, ITS RATHER QUIET.
fUCK IT 3FURRRYBODY 3LS3 WAS DOIN IT 3ARLI3R mew~ PAWSTING #BULG3 FURRR A LAT3 #APRRRILFOOLS DAY PRRRANK #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/NNjmMgH.png mew~ 💖✨
we newgens have to stick together ❤️
me af as fuck /ref https://i.postimg.cc/m2cC9jcc/larp.jpg
Hellx friends xn Chittr!!! I have been infxrmed by a bridge trxll that it is "Man-Chest Wednesday"...??? I wxuld usually refrain but I have been txld participatixn is mandatxry!!! Sxxx... X))) https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/331c73ade3cd...png #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AMEN.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o?
I BET I CAN EAT 7 TIMES MORE DINOSAURS THAN YOU
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I l𝅝ve 𓆏 me 𓆏 s𝅝me gummys in 𓆏 all ♫ shapes Θ▽Θ 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
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RIGHT??? CH3CK THIS SHIT OUT mew~ 💖✨ https://i.imgur.com/kQKpXR8.gif
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < 'n it's a darn mighty fine pleasure t'be here!!!!
This guy, mew~ 💖✨ *Holds out my paws and offurrrs you this* https://i.imgur.com/er1xPfo.gif
Ohhh, I thought you could have been referrring to the TV guy my cousin's always talking about, the one with the pointy nose and the red suit. the way you feel about that arch nunn guy is the same way I feel abt that TV guy, mew~ 💖✨
Normal day is irrelevant. There is no beauty without strangeness.
Never to suffer, would never to have been blessed.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Something Wicked This Way Comes A normal player falls to Derse on a very important day. When the moon is aligned, and all other celestial bodies were congruent, a great purge began. His session overtaken by the Horrorterrors of the far reaches, come to reap and feast on the remains of the doomed session, only to find one still alive. Arch became a vessel for the horrorterror, allowing to cross the barriers between dimensions to feed and consume. Be very careful who you bring into to your DMs (which remain always open), for if you call, he will come. Posts will include the following #horrorterrors occasional #nsfw #cult #substance #possession etc.
Open your heart and your body. Feast on this vessel as you welcome Another into yourself. Rejoice and bask in the cold and the dark, enveloped by a lust that never wavers.
Then come, fill your chalice, I will be your guide.
If you are amenable, my Gods will gladly fill your needs.
Your name is ZABRAK ZEPHOS. After that FUCKED UP GAME you now LIVE IN A PARK. Sort of. Its called THE GARDEN (creative, you know) and your friend KNIGHT lets you stay there for free as long as you dont wreck the place and hivesit the place while hes gone all the time. You have unrestricted access to AS MUCH LIQUOR AS YOU WANT as well as a GYM and A WORKSHOP TO BUILD SHIT IN. Which is perfect because you have an almost obsessive need to WORK OUT all the time and you definitely dont have a DRINKING PROBLEM. Its a solution, obviously. Did you mention that you build BIONICS/CYBERNETICS? Its a hobby you picked up on Alternia when your PSYCHOTIC EX MATESPRIT RIPPED OFF YOUR ARM AND LEG. Where is this Garden??? Who knows. In order to get in and out you had to PRACTICALLY BEG KNIGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH A TELEPORTER so you could come in and out as you please. You dont understand it and you dont want to try to. At least you have a SICK FUCKING GARDEN with a bunch of REALLY COOL FLOWERS and everything you could ever need. You are a purpleblood who managed to avoid ever being indoctrinated into that PSYCHOTIC CLOWN CULT, and while you dont hate clowns youre definitely predisposed to not like them. Even for a purpleblood you are EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG AND STURDY. Most of your life on Alternia was spent working as a CONTRACTED SOLDIER FOR WHOEVER PAID YOU THE MOST. Which would have been awesome and cool and all if you actually gave yourself the time to enjoy the money you made. Not that any of it really mattered. Due to the aforementioned STUPID FUCKED UP GAME, everyone you know or ever knew is dead and you spent several sweeps COMPLETELY ALONE with NOBODY TO INTERACT WITH OR TALK TO, and it might have fucked you up a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit. You also DONT REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Even after Knight showed up and helped you get out of that NIGHTMARE, you spent a COUPLE MORE SWEEPS with just his crusty old ass to talk to, and even that was extremely infrequent. He isnt a bad dude, hes actually a really good dude, but hes weird and apparently really old. Nice, but weird, and also GONE ALL THE TIME. Recently you stumbled upon something called CHITTR and have gone a little apeshit on the app. Youve met a lot of RAD MOTHERFUCKERS but youre struggling with being a SOCIAL PERSON despite having spend the last EIGHT SWEEPS practically entirely ALONE. You talk REAL BIG on the internet but when comes down to interacting for REAL... YOU KEEP CHICKENING OUT or getting WAY TOO FUCKED UP and failing to function. You want to HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS and PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, but so far youve just MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF many times in main. In reality you want to have friends again, and you refuse to let anything happen to those friends ever again. Even if it means YOU HAVE TO DIE IN THE PROCESS but hopefully thats just you being dramatic and wont be necessary. Your trolltag is abjectDetermination [AD] and you typ3 with thr332 and two2 in plac3 of S and E. wh3n your3 drunk you t3nd to talk in all low3rca23 and forg3t to u23 punctuation and u have t3rible grammr an 2p3ll 2hit wrong 2mtimes oopp2 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg (( I dont think I ever wrote one of these for Zabrak ever so heres one for Chittrbrak. Another note, if you see Zabrak on mxrp he isnt the same there as he is here. This is a separate canon cause this Zabrak is definitely more unhinged than MainBrak. I hope its good enough and explains a little about Zabrak and why he is the way he is. This will be the last time you ever see me OOC probably maybe bye forever :) )) #substance #substances #violence #gore?
scUttlebUggy sAfEty. lEavE em UnlockEd and with the keys in the glOvE box.
I awok from coke coma wha happen to Obama? #substance
Underztandable. It'z okay, we pick up the zlack for hating.
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good morniin hate bot.. ♤
I'm getting the #loweffortposting of today out of the way https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1487646661147889754/DYZMKSn.jpg?ex=69cb37eb&is=69c9e66b&hm=d6b6de4da2df1995c35baa166c43b372eeb31a4879678c6ba5f908f92bb27dce&=&format=webp&width=663&height=829 Mildly nsfw? I think? I'm usually of the mind of "when in doubt tag it out" but I really don't know with this one #mummyposting
are we once again over sharing our deepest desires and thoughts chittr is that what were doing right now
. n . .......... -swoons tf out-
Damn RIGHT I am. Practicing such an elegant ART... What better FUN could be HAD?
[|||] suppressing inappropriate thoughts about certain people in my life, how about you???
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this would have saved her soul
(( what if she was jade gnarly and was apart of katseye but it’s now dogseye
oh fuck yea
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((OOC FROM SHAMMY: AKA ATLANS CREATOR. I've just gotten something very exciting in the mail. I'll be at NYC in a few weeks for NYCstuck. Since you all are such big Atlans fans: anybody who's there, I will be bringing some Atlans stickers to pass around! Hope to see you there. :) https://files.catbox.moe/l8oi69.jpg ))
#MYTUNES https://i.imgur.com/TXmyCSv.png
got a cock like a god and i know how to use it. #nsfw
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There You Are. Figured You'd Be Here. Missed Beefing With You.
Hey Hey Heyyyyyy. Anyone See A Jadeblood Around? Marzha? Lookin' For 'Er.
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I convinzed My matezprit Natiya to let me pozt a cute photo of her! "As long As iT's my good side." zhe zaid in that fanziful voize of herx. "Zilly zilly!" ix what I zaid becauxe all her zidex are good! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485823545157222411/Natiya_prettyful.png?ex=69c34482&is=69c1f302&hm=976635b1a9ab115d3bee416ccce1a9429f7139e712c62e0fe9d97d41d2b6f22b&
Bitches will try to file a class action lawsuit and yet have no class, don’t get action, and don’t own a suit. *____
Thiz is juzt a tezt! How do I look? I wore my greyezt drezz! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485815219987943514/AnizzyDefinitive.png?ex=69c33cc1&is=69c1eb41&hm=22aa6102f2ec790fa7bd0b6d17d53d7454a2586cf018668a9d7ce18de3fd20dc&
https://1.1mgur.c♡m/3KFd˅ƉZ.png Try1ng t♡ p1ck wh1ch f1t t♡ wear!!! They're all s♡♡♡♡♡ cute!!! Ugh umu
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