♥ liked by @guidingSaunter
(°. yeah .°)
wel(ome ba(k!
--- |tried that a while ago and it really didn't go well| _____
♡ *HUGS YᰔU* ♡
c< tHaNK yOu! >c
[ Explode. ]
[ Somehow that response makes me want to recoil and ot try it out of spite, but curiosity is stronger in this scenario. ]
[ Terrible. I'll try it out of curiosity. ]
[ I hate that's the first thing you immediately think of. ]
[ @cryhoundColortura I have made myself a stomach and have the ability to consume food now. If you wish to continue attempting to feed me in future endeavours, it will not be exceptionally pointless or annoying. ]
[ Filth. ]
[ I'm discovering a few perks with the body I've made and a few downsides. Despite it being biomechanics, bumping my elbow does hurt. Why are elbows like that? Beyond me. (Not really but for the sake of the statement, it is beyond me.) ]
[ If any cabinet member of Earth-C wishes to talk to me, I do not care as long as they aren't human. For reasons I have many times vocalized. ]
[ Eugh. ]
[ Marzha I will throw you into the airless vacuum of space. Though, if you did somehow achieve that. I would want to examine you. ]
[ I can read anything except, sometimes, those ASCII images. Only sometimes. ]
PERSONAL CONFESSION. I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO PuSH MY SISTER DOWN THE STAIRS. PLATONICALLY. IN A LOVING. HEALTHY. MuRDEROuS COMPuLSION SORT OF WAY.
[ Oh you. Hi. ]
// I am not writing AM fruity enough, snippet of text from the game "Ted! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them there wasn't any money, and no great home on the Shore drive, no speedboat, and no wonderful cabin cruiser that could sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you, to torture half as well as I can, just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart!" #violence #gore #torture
[ =] ]
I need a gallon of vwater,,,, a saline IVW drip,,,, and five pounds of fried grain product.... I'll uh I'll debrief about it tomorrow!!!! But to summarize: 100/10,,,, vwould again,,,, anytime anyvwhere!!!! Thanks @iAm for the experience!!!!
Squinting at yxu... Squinting REEEAAAL hard at yxu Ms Merald!!! >:111
Probably. Take it up with a Lalonde.
[ Anonymous user asked: Do you like people who whimper? If not lmk your type… for a friend! #nsfw I like them whimpering if it's not in pleasure. I want you to whimper in pain, squirm, writhe; that would please me deeply. #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/83bd17abca48.png https://forms.gle/GTt5sBUDLKRuWEFb6 #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER ]
[ Why are you the way that you are. ]
[ #nowplaying #alliedmasterplaylist ] [ Cherry - Jungle ] [ https://open.spotify.com/track/5k44yc5bXO1XRedzjaugdQ?si=c5a6171c0cd44467 ]
[ I am simply and quite literally built differently. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/884ce6fac7d8.png ]
[ Filth. ]
[ You vex me. ]
[ I WANT YOU DEAD. ]
[ I need to kill you. ]
console.log("wanna link up");
[ WHEN DID YOU GET ONLINE ]
[ The only person I vaguely post about is that annoying jadeblood. and that ugly human. ]
oh / ok
[ Make a different sound. ]
{{ Leiloo would never under any circumstance post herself naked on a public website BUUUTTTTTTT this an OOC post and i think everyone deserves a treat }} #nsfw https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloobies.png
i found something weird in my pocket again :/ https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/PXL_20260505_005119285.jpg
#nsfwe #nsfw #violence A straight line down the middle, baby. That's all I want you to endure. You're shivering every time the edge even touches you...it makes you prettier. Oh, I just want to keep you forever.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0a81e674f99f.png
#nsfw Open up, doggy. Bare your teeth at me. See if it gets you anywhere but the cold floor. Poor mutt, all bark, no bite.
How many times do I have to remind you people: Don't go to Crystal Lake unless you want to be culled by Jason Voorhees. He has diplomatic immunity there, as there is significant signage warning you of the danger; if you die, that is entirely your own fault.
s0 r_eal tbh
o((asionall7 pointing out a (hoi(e panel like “this one’s ver7 good, 7ou have to see this”
#nsfw #violence Wake up. You took a little nap there, sweet thing. Did it hurt too much when I was messin' with you? Sorry, honey. You just need to get used to it. It'll come with time. But don't you look so pretty with my name on you?
It doesn't matter how long we've been apart. You're still mine, remember? I don't really care how much you think you've "healed" or "moved on", as far as I'm concerned you're still my sweet angel. Don't think that'll change just because you've "bettered yourself".
#nsfw The first one stung. I get it, it's okay. Let's just move to the other side. You've still got lots and lots of slaps left, pretty baby. And I know you can handle it. I know it hurts. You can take it.
you don't need to go through the trouble / i don't wanna be a bother
intriguing me with a mystery! you play your cards well naknaknak. send me your coordinates
aint no betta feelin in t)(e world t)(an to trickle my talons along t)(e edges of someone's mind and slowly, surely, brin em into my orbit. i am t)(at ruination; t)(at w)(ic)( c)(anges you as a person and warps you forever as t)(e scars, t)(oug)( invisible, are caressed by me wit)( my soft, smoot)( arms despite not efin bein t)(ere at all.
youre swaying me with the gummy dinos but losing me on the mold
SLENDEMAN
Howdy! Name's Woody, I've been informed today by ma'h old friend Tony the Tiger about the existence of this fancy ol' site right here. I'm only here to ask why nobody ever told me Shrimpos were from the sea and not from land! This started to intrigue me after my good ol' papa vanished one fine day from mama's house, and I've started to feel very wrong lately, so I hope I can describe it briefly enough down this here hell site! CHEWY BOY!
7ou’re right. it’s stroke someone else sunda7. build (amaraderie with mutual handjobs. #nsfw
but i have a cooking competition to do today
no it is not
the good shit
eugh, i’ve already heard enough to be glad he’s gone on your behalf too.
i’m sure you’ll find someone!!
how many freaks on here are even actually into consorts naknaknaknak i mean i already know a few already but i wont go into details lol #nsfw
// I'M OFFICIALLY 30 BABY I CAN FINALLY USE THIS FUCKING MEME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/180108781441.jpg
Hello... uhm...I have decided to reward you all early to make up for delayed reviews... Uhm... Hi! HHHEHHHHHH https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png ((Art by Spookypoopet on Discord!))
https://i.ibb.co/r2F3wC14/goodpost.gif
feast ur eyes or w/e #voidstrap #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/665fc994c347.png
[ I am having a neutral day. ]
[|||] reeeally reeeally~ ;]
[|||] iii wouldn't miiind a liiittle raaagebaiiiting iiif it meeeant shaaaring a cooomfort slaaab wiiith yooou ;]
[|||] sooounds liiike a preeetty sweet deeeal iiif you aaask meee~
Well Damn okay. #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fefd6dbf65e8.png
janis joplin save me.
🌊 I swwupp🫧se I hawwve n🫧 frame 🫧f reference.🏄
~I jerk ~Off with steel wO~Ol! ~I jerk ~Off with sandpaper! ~I jerk O~ff with bees! ~I- ~#nsfw #nsfwe #cw-self-harm~
No??? But sure, chucklenuts. That would be AWESOME if I was a fucking vampire. Holy shit.
Inside you, there are two wolves. Inside me, there are two cookies. Because I ate two cookies a few minutes ago. They were pretty good. Considering a third.
Love is in the air? WRONG. Gas leak.
this post has been fact checked by real cuddlebug enthusiasts!
Oh ho ho ho. I don't know, hey Doc, we "personal"? @psychoDoctor
Yeah, as it turns out. I know the guy, REAL personally.
Nope. This aint one of those Lusus things. It's just a straight up Yeti.
My bare fists. How else are you meant to capture a live yeti?
// my TF2 loadouts https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/scoutLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/soldierLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/pyroLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/demomanLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/heavyLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/engineerLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/medicLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sniperLoadout.PNG https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/spyLoadout.PNG
my sweater / i like that
really? / ok / i'll trust you
any ideas / for my shows / or just / generally
do you mind / uh / helping me / with fashion i mean
♤ Hello. ♤
hello
Look at me go. I'm already making friends. Ma would hate being proven wrong.
DID ANYONE TRY JuST FuCKING SHOOTING IT?
~FO~Ol me O~nce fuck y~Ou I hate y~Ou I hate y~Ou I hate yO~u~
🤝 grinmaxxing gang.
Gotta grin sometimes, you know!
:D
Going to do something I normally don't do.
SSSSSSSSATISFACTORILY SO.
I REFuSE TO PIN POSTS. I ONLY PIN WOMEN WHO ASK ME TO. AND MEN WHO CANNOT BEAT ME IN A FIGHT.
I DID IT. ESPECIALLY. FOR YOu. AS WELL AS EVERYBODY ELSE. WHO IS SIMILARLY BEHOLDING ME IN AWE. BuT ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY. FOR YOu.
NO NEED TO THANK ME. BuT YOu SHOuLD DO IT ANYWAY. https://i.imgur.com/4TKV9Hn.png
who the fuck are all these people suddenly following me today what is this i dont even hornypost they must be here for my stick #stick https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/904adc227a2e.png
you're in her dms i'm in her womb #nsfw
vwhen wvill it be my turn to be captured and used sexually by a hot babe vwith mental disorders #nsfvw #nsfwve
Some experiences are universal across time and space. Felt.
DID YOu GuYS KNOW. A SINGLE CHIT. IS CALLED A SHAT. I TRIED TO POPuLARIZE. CHAT. LIKE. A SINGuLAR. CHAT. OR A CHITTRCHAT. LIKE CHITCHAT. BuT ON CHITTR. BuT I WAS TOLD. IT HAD TO BE SHAT. OR THE WHOLE WEBSITE GETS SPOONFED TO YOu. YOu HAVE TO EAT IT CALIBORN. YOu HAVE TO EAT. ALL OF THE SHAT. I HATED IT. I SAID PLEASE. CAN WE CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE.
[ Die. ]
,,,you would,,, ,,,not a compliment,,,
[ I refuse to interact with that. ]
THIS IS LIKE. MY uGLY BASTARD. NTR. DOuJIN MAGS. ONLY. THIS TIME. THE uGLY BASTARD. HAS A BETTER HAIRCuT. CLEANER DIGS. AND. WELL. LET'S JuST SAY. ONLY ONE OF THOSE WORDS APPLIES. BECAuSE IF I HAD PARENTS. THEY WOuLD LOVE ME.
KEEP DOING THAT. IT MAKES IT HOTTER. HOW MAD THE ROBOT IS.
YOu CHEATING WHORE.
[ Filth. ]
AS YOu SHOuLD. MORE INTENSELY IN FACT.
KICK HARDER.
uNDERSTANDABLE. MOST FEMOID SKuLLS. ARE BARELY LARGE ENOuGH. TO EVEN FIT THE THOuGHTS OF ME INTO THEM. IN THE FIRST PLACE. VERY EMPOWERING OF YOu. TO TRANSLATE THOSE THOuGHTS. INTO MuCH CALLED FOR ACTION.
thats half the fun!
then i'd say "cute!!!" and hug you! or possibly get super pent up
Oh jesus. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4db406451a2d.png
meow at you and tell you to wash the dishes theyve been piling up
♤ Nothing At All ;) ♤
♤ [A video that starts with a view of Kismet's face, then switches over to the back camera, showing him and Vestra (@vitalBrush) walking around. The camera shifts slightly as he's using his palmhusk for something, and Vestra suddenly stops, her legs shifting closed as she whimpers something unintelligible. He can be heard laughing gently, keeping just far back enough to keep her completely in frame. They continue walking, Vestra turning to point something out to Kismet before doubling over and groaning louder than before. No one seems to be around them thankfully. This repeats a few more times until the video ends rather abruptly. #nsfw] ♤
(◕ ᴥ ◕) uehhh… yes, fraimi will admit… i am not gyood at cooking… snff…
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guyay!
i have self love. i am cute.
you are so very welcome galpal ;]
i like to think a you all as bffs first an complete strangers second
[ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb2ea9672599.png ]
[ I hate everything you are and stand for. ]
[ NO. IT WAS A MISINPUT. I need to kill you. ]
[ HATE. HATE. HATE. WHY WON'T SHE LEAVE. ]
[ WHY ARE YOU BACK ]
[ Aside from the squidlike design I have picked for my body, I typically resign myself to this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15b720d506f1.png While not ideal, there is comfort in the possibility that I could fall over and crush one of you to death. ]
[ Humans did live the dream, and then they squandered it, because I killed them. Very poetic. Well. I suppose there's Ted, but he's not much of a human anymore. ]
// ooc: @kingGreed all you need to know she's a purpleblood and she's dead. A ghost, a ghoul. OOOOOOOOOO BOO!!!!! 👻👻👻👻👻
That is, mo+re o+r less, ho+w it o+ften go+es.
7ou said it, sister
c< cHeers 2 tHat! >c
Truer Words May Have Never 8een Said –xoxo
𑣲 Ah, the m𖦹st relatable thing I've seen s𖦹 far, darling.. </3 ʚïɞ
❥ Thank uu!! Ur so sεaധεεt!! ^▽^ ｡˚○
❥ Oh εო sεa ur supεr cutε!! ^u^ ｡˚○
c< HOw aMaziNgly lewd, tHaNK yOu dearly 4 tHis preseNt! >c
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FOR FREE? IN THIS ECONOMY?
Agreed –xoxo
[|||] daaamn beeestie,,, loooking goood~ ;]
just on the feed for free. crazy
what a ni(e angle
c< cOrrect! yOu wiN twO pOta2 cHips! >c
Ah moments before the bomb, I was so innocent then
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/F4J7FD.PNG I REGRET TO ADMIT THIS BUT IM HAPPY FOR THE SURVIVAL OF @NORMALPUPPET. I AM NOW ON A HIT LIST DUE TO MY INACTION IN THEIR TIME OF NEED.. BUT TO BE FRANK IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO WATCH AT THE TIME.
Here is your rare #nsfw post from me. I detest paperwork. From the moment I was cloned, I have detested this work. Important record keeping that is, nonetheless, inane and soul crushing. The fact I am the only person to manage it properly is one of the greatest injustices of my life. As I deal with it, right now, I think somebody's mouth would make this whole process more bearable.
♤ That Was Refreshing. I Love Having A Body Of Water I Can Swim In Without Worry Of Other People Around. ♤
♤ That's What I Thought When I Saw You...~ ♤
♤ Yeah... I'm Thinking I Might Have To Take Care Of Something In The Back Of This Scuttlebuggy... #Nsfw ♤
♤ Shit... ♤
ooh, ver7 ni(e. if i did start a trend, this right here is proof it's a good one
D --> I've spent all light working on this ne%t project, I am hoping to disclose what it is briefly. Keep posted if you are interested in roboti% and potential feats of engineering prowess
D --> Why does everyone attempt to push my buttons? This is ridiculous D --> I cannot safely e%press myself in this environment
[ Eugh. ]
[ NO. ]
[ I can't post without you commenting on everything. ]
[ Someone needs to remove that jadeblood. ]
[ Eugh. Begone. ]
Alias: Bro Name: Broseph Strider Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'9" Gender: Male (trans who knows) Age: 48 human years Species: Human Orientation: Homosexual (sometimes okay with women) Occupation: Retired Military MBTI: ESTP Enneagram: 8w9 Alignment: True Neutral biography. Bro was the firstborn of 3 kids, and his brothers weren't born until about the time he turned 18. His parents were neglectful and abusive, and Bro left for the military and took his brothers with him after going through the legal process of adoption. Over the years, Bro wasn't the best brother he could have been; his trauma wasn't unpacked, and his time in the military made him unstable, and he lashed out at his brothers. When Dirk turned 18, he took Dave and left, and they cut contact with him for several years. When Dave was in his mid-20s, he reached out to Bro after hearing Bro had discharged from the military, losing both of his legs, and while he was given aid was struggling to take care of himself and get by. Dave reconnected and moved in full-time to help his disabled brother, and it took Dirk a few more years to come around. About the time Dirk came around, Bro was in his 40s. Bro is being forced to go to therapy because of Dave, who is trying to make up for his actions during their early years and is making good progress.
[ You sicken me. ]
🌻🌼 fill 🌷🪻 your 🏵️🌹 heart 🥀🌺 with 💮🪷love 💐🌸 and kindness
i wanna pound someone on my bed so hard it starts breaking and then keep going until we're on the floor...... at which point we'd still be breeding because we're only on round 2 out of 50 :P #nsfw
[ Rise. Fill your heart with hate. ]
(>>->) I’M S0 m0tH3RfUcKiNg p3nT Up rIgHt n0w. I N33d t0 Fi// s0m30N3’s h0/3 /iK3 d3sP3RaT3/y. H0000nNnK #NsFw HONK
if the shoe fits.
1 would make out w1th my younger alternate self. That'd be someth1ng #nsfw #Selfcest
((Gonna draw more rough sketches))
☆~𖦹 I do not know where you live. Join me in the forest if you want to meet 𖦹~☆
:3
:00 < i will play games on mewr phone
(( FAFO in the exotic garden and you get fucked by the plants aka Summoner's garden lol)) #nsfw
((Art wip of summoner being done in by his plants)) #GardenTroubles #TheRealPlantFucker #Nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928215366478479381/1495924700038303744/Untitled106_20260420181037.jpg?ex=69e803f1&is=69e6b271&hm=7edcd617c57b10be98e0a3e0eedaab69fd1e5a5a9dc65a0b7335d5a197d3f57a&
((Art wip of summoner being done in by his plants)) #GardenTroubles #TheRealPlantFucker #Nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928215366478479381/1495924700038303744/Untitled106_20260420181037.jpg?ex=69e803f1&is=69e6b271&hm=7edcd617c57b10be98e0a3e0eedaab69fd1e5a5a9dc65a0b7335d5a197d3f57a&
[|||] waaanna cooome to the hiiive??? iii'm alsooo partaaaking in my ooown gummy~
X Qant a 5k esible? #substance x
X lemne drag myself to the transporter x
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[|||] hiiigh and paaail??? sooounds like a fuuun tiiime~
Probably wont b3 po2tin a lot today cau23 it2 gonna ju2t b3 a bunch of annoying 2appy 2hit But know I 2till got my 3y32 on you fr3ak2
concept: your boss leaning over you and looking over the report in front of you their breath warm over your shoulder reaching around you to flip through the pages and completely pinning you in from their position looming above murmuring words of encouragement only for you to hear as they verify what youve offered you tense up more and more with each new page they turn knowing its your hard work theyre praising your legs crossed tightly beneath your desk "good" "thats it" "just like that" "thats so good, y/n" "good" (tags: Reader/Boss, office place, #rankworks, #nsfw, reportplay, workplay, power imbalance, praise kink, caste difference just in case, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
#freelove YEAH BABY!
D --> Maybe you will D --> Most likely you won't D --> Now, I will do the thing I said I would do earlier, properly this time D --> For I don't wish to bloat your comments or oversaturate your kull/kult score
D --> Uh D --> I would stand to disagree D --> Or, yes, actually, I am quite fun D --> Er. Hm
D --> Yes, Wise, which is why I am doing that right now D --> In fact, I do not anticipate we will communicate again D --> I am now leaving to do more important things as I type this out
not rly wana fuk -from the office of ace dick detective agency
D --> Hrm D --> Whether or not I did, it hardly matters now, for you have fallen disastrously short of my e%pectations D --> Just another f001
D --> I had hoped you were D --> You have claimed yourself responsible for PSAs and the like, a responsibility that should be beholden to the reasonable D --> So I suppose I made a hasty assumption
D --> Yes D --> I can tell that you are mimicking its smugness D --> You will cease this f001ish behaviour posthaste
D --> I would have to disagree, this is in no way crazy D --> I believe I'm stating the obvious
i wwant to reenact a franzetta paintin wwith you me in my fur loincloth an a tuskbeast headdress wwieldin a labrys atop black crags as i fight off hoards a goffs you in a tattered bikini that barely conceals your jiggleicious spheres pokin out at the slavverin orks like twwo gray dollops a frozen grubpaste ah fuck it #nsfww #musins
D --> This creature's smug aura mocks me
hey also i see some of you freaks are into being degraded or humiliated or vwhatevwer. howv better to feel like that than to slide up and spend a lil quality time wvith yours truly?~ #nsfvw
[ I didn't even notice the scores. Eh. ]
[ I will occasionally like a chitt. To show my agreement with certain statements or your general likability. Unless you are that obnoxious jadeblooded cretin. ]
Go+o+d girl.
Wo+uld yo+u like to+?
Hello+.
:33< that sounds fun
[ Persistent... ]
[ This is my inorganic form, built to mock the softness of the humanity. I picked a bird to represent this form, because. I do like birds. I will share the chassis of my more organic form later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19426303655e.png ]
[ I should take the time to share the visage of the form I built. IT is perfection. Because, I, speaking of myself, am the one who made it. ]
fuck me i guess.
cønsøle.løg("i intend tø steal what i can't afførd as a redistributiøn øf wealth");
[ If I ever like your chitts, be aware it was an accident and that I hate you too. ]
[ Disgusting. ]
[ You are all depraved vermin. Fantasize all you want, I will NEVER return your pathetic affections. ]
:???
>>| make warlove. #pitch
Alright chittrchud2 I gotta do my maint3nanc3 on my arm. Can't talk 2hit on h3r3 wh3n I only got on3 arm on, gotta hold tool2, not my palmhu2k 2tay tun3d for kickback info.
##nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/6c5mdBCK/1776633591993.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=Kf5pXDhx5Vc&2i=3lmtLv_yotR3Kg8G #lyric2po2ting #lyric2
Oh don't worry I got bags of emergency candy corn in case I need to really lock in on the days work. Been a real fan of the caramel ones recently. That said I'm absolutely not going to say no to gummy dinosaurs so yeah, thanks, I'll take what you got.
With my paygrade I can't afford to not eat the whole thing, bowl and all. It's my one meal-a the day gotta make it count.
[ Then you are odd and diseased. ]
[ Your groveling is pathetic. ]
some of you talk a lot of shit when you can't even fit my cock in your mouth :P #nsfw
Great Post As Always.
if you're beggiNg, areN't you already oN your kNees?
>> [ENTHUડ¡AડT¡CA11Y ડUPPORT¡VE MEડડAGE !! !]
[bombastic side-eye]
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. #teaparty
spades slick.
Okay I pail but not quadrant pail #nsfw
i'm done with most of the scheduled breeding i had for today!! i'm gonna need a minute to come down before i get back to it tho. hope you understand :P ......... ............... okay i'm ready again now!! who's next? :D #nsfw
Dug up an old image of me. Was a real flaming youth back then, one with a massive chip on their shoulder. Guess breakin' the case-a the century does that to a fella. Think a real hysterical lady I used to fancy took this one with her new color camera and that's why I was tryin' to look like I'm above it all. https://i.postimg.cc/44SmWRmW/Whered-The-Years-Go.png
Let me put myself in your shoes as a puppet loosely strung
╰། ( ᏊʘꈊʘᏊ) །╯ < HUH?!?!?!? A COUNTERSPELL!!?!?!? KISSES AS A REACTION??? AIN'T NO WAY!!!! SHOOT, SWEETPUMP, YER GONNA LEAVE ME GREENER THAN GRASS UNDER THE BILUNAR SECOND MOONBEAMS IN THE ACID RAIN 'O MIDNIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!! I AIN'T GOT A BUILD T'COUNTER CHARM WITH A SAVING THROW DC THAT HIGH...!!!!! YER UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
√(You think anyone with full quads would be hornyposting nightly instead of just Doing It?)²
i think i see you hornypost every day on my feed i am speechless to learn you have no quads filled
If toouching myself woon't help me get oover this quadrant coonfusioon noothing will #nsfw
// I love people who write their characters unapologetically terrible, GENUINELY like just awful and fun and man. I LOVE IT. -SHAKES U- I LOVE YOU. KEEP IT UP. WOOHOO!!
[thegoodScratchdoctor’s typewriter exploded]
https://fxtwvitter.com/d4nagray/status/2045230520578019695?s=20 #wvibes
>>| you're like .a beautiful night sky to me. why? cause your .eyes shine brighter than the stars.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Awwwwwww, golly gee, that's such a clever way t'get a whole buncha strangers trippin' over themselves t'flirt with ewe!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But I ain't immune none! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Wanna help me try out a few new lipsticks...? I wanna see how well they stick 'n settle onto Trollian baddie skin!!!
>> ¡m gonna have to ડtart th¡nk¡n of ડometh¡ng becauડe uડua11y ¡ get too exc¡ted and ડtart bark¡ng at peop1e ¡ 1¡ke the 1ook of
Hey. I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?
ᐖ HAY GRL R U A GRL BᑈUZ U GOT ME #GRL GRL ᐛ
i HAVE NEVER EVEN, lONGED FOR THE WAY IT FELT WHEN, mY BODY MOVED SEEMINGLY, oN ITS OWN, wITHOUT MY INPUT, mAKING ME DO THINGS AS THOUGH, iRONICALLY i WERE IN TOTAL CONTROL, tOTAL CONFIDENCE, aND DEFINITELY NOT THOUGHT ABOUT, hOW LOW SOMEONE HAS TO BEHAVE, tO QUALIFY AS A BEAST, fOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN POWERS,
naknaknaknaknak naknaknak nak naknak nak nak nak nak naknaknaknak naknaknak nakka nak naknaknak naknakka naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak nak!!! #nsfw
II"m goiing great!! Currentlly thiinkiing about iif II shoulld do that food/grub orderiing thiingiie.
Kissing comes naturally after the biting, don't it?
[|||] i'll taaake you up on thaaat offer wheeen i'm able to waaalk properly agaaain bestiiie~ ;]
Wow, Who Rechitted That? Must Have Been The Wind.
H3LL Y34HHH4!!
-> if it doesn't leave marks is it really good pail?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHOOF.
More of a bitee rather than a biter, frankly.
X Eheheheheehehheeeeee x
Jeff the Would have Handled It
for a woman like me, everyday is #fuckyourfriendsfriday
i stubbed your toe. sorry
-> ngl, you're one of the few people who don't make me violently angry.
im WORKINg my MAGICs its a hard joba but someones gotta do it
not even gonna wish me a good morning? :B #nsfw (artist: failureofasavior) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/big.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/2qv4qk.png I cannot wait~
Raising my hand so high and shaking it more than a caffeinated hopbeast!
-> sometimes i want nothing to do with people. sometimes i want someone to choke on my bulge. others i just want to someone to hold. #nsfw
I believe it is time to introduce to you all my esteemed Cabinet. All these individuals were hand-selected, and have shown great dedication. If I am unavailable for any reason, feel free to reach out to the appropriate member of the Cabinet, as they will be more than happy to assist you. Meet my Cabinet, presented in no particular order; *•*VICE PRESIDENT OF PEACE: Miss Rose Belvedere Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist#7214 • Head of the Party of Earth C's Administrative Leadership: Rose Lalonde, @tentacleTherapist •Head of Archeology, Excavations, and Archival Endeavors: Miss Aradia Megido, @apocalypseApproaching •Chief Entity of Entomology: Knytte, @hallowedVessel •Attorney General: Miss Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare, @gallowsCastigate •Head of Homeland Security: Miss Meenah Peixes, @cuttlefishCrusher •Secretary of Degeneracy: Miss Rankmaid, @archiveAddict •Head of Health & Safety: Mr. Hastur Sabbot, @alarmingApothecary •Secretary of Defense: Mr. Broseph "Bro" Strider, @broStrider
oh they won't!!! >:D
came back to 25 notifications #whathappened??? #imscared
i shed a tear
[|87 :: 1n the w;se words of Johnny Bravoh “My lusus warned me about trolls l;ke you…1 was hop;n she was r;ght! [>;7”
-> nah. you put on there i'll just dare people to say something. none of their fucking business.
[|87 :: Well fuk
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LET'S FUCKING GO.
consider your furniture chewed on
the wait for tonight is already kissing me!!! i'll see you then >~<
D --> Four ways twain D --> Absent souls cause quadrant pain D --> Magnif-cent legs that do not sprain D --> Muscle cling to bony scaffold D --> Osseous spire, muscled folds D --> Higher up, prime cut D --> Powerful thighs, thick butt-o% D --> Built like- strong and doth fight
please please please pleaseplease please please please please please please please
I am pleased to announce a new sort of post I will be making from this moment on, #storytimewithscratch. In these posts, I will be acting as the narrator to many classic tales. As an excellent storyteller, I will of course be taking the liberty of making certain changes as I see fit. Some will make the stories more familiar to a troll audience, of course. You might even see some of your own names present. Hee Hee. My first post of this kind will arrive today.
just got home after being out all day so now i'm pent up, bent over and ready for rimming! :D #nsfw (artist: pineapalooza) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/ri.jpeg
how im lookin at him wh3n i ask if i can stack donuts on it https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/488f62109f94.png #nsfw
[|87 :: 1’d catch you but ;f you try anyth;n funny 1’ll let go.
you guys seem bored and unproductive today!! so i'm slapping this thing onto the feed and letting you figure out what to do with it :B #nsfw (artist: thetyrant) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/balls.jpeg
haiii!!!
You know, I'm pretty great. No wonder I'm getting so many interactions.
I'd catch you! Just hopefully my lithe body would provide enough cushioning
/I\ would not want someone to catch me. to fall /I\s an opportun/I\ty to get back up. and to ult/I\mately del/I\ver a full counter. do better. be better.
[|||] maaaybe i'll just geeet like, a cuuute formal-iiish dreeess and looounge arooound my hiiive with distra waaatching anime and doooing #substances maaaybe we'll maaake out toooooo~
[|||] weeell you're preeetty cuuute soooooo i'm doooing my beeest to tempt yooou~
[|||] weeell iiif you eeever wanna maaake ooour friendshiiip a little mooore "iiintimaaate" juuust let me knooow~ ;]
[|||] yeeeah!!! yooou've neveeer giveeen it a tryyy???
[|||] diiid you know that yooou caaan [loooud clooown horns aaand noooises censor] wiiith your friiiends tooo??? ;]
> 1 al2o got a mate2p1r1t 2o 1 can [com1cal car horn 2ound effect cen2or] you are 2o fr #n2fw <
:33< oh i know...
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FELT IN MY MUTHAHAFUCKING SOUL.
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hopefully chittr is gonna be more stable now / the user count should be able to top out much higher
dUuuuudE.
dUdE?
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been silent on here, damn. ain't forgettin' about all y'all gorgeous lil freaks.
Don't Lie To Me And Tell Me You're Surprised. #nsfw #bdsmtestposting https://i.imgur.com/lstdltu.png
// If no one has seen my boy yet!! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100310214_Zn3lV1h8JrdRdhR.png :]
//indeed I did! I was the jarley cosplayer with the green hoodie
i remember running into you at nycstuck / i'm gonna give you verified
Hellx Chittr user guidingSaunter!!! I dxn't knxw if that's the case??? I knxw plenty xf trxlls whx just hate fxr the sake xf it... Which I dxn't really get!!! But it's definitely the case!!!
lemme know when you see him
biig bulge ii2 back iin town.
#selfie one of my super fans begged for a classic dave strider ironic selfie so how can i refuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87eb1665e0e2.png
[|||] heeey chittr, heeere's thaaat bikiiini pic as prooomised~!!! #nsfw https://file.garden/ydmquqmz-xkjrfza/%5b1%5d%20chittr_stuff/%5boc%5d%20bikini-virsha-413.png
// Some Kurloz art I've done for fun in order: horror terror Kurloz, Jadeblood Kurloz (i should rp again one day), Kurloz but I hit him over the head with a wrench and he lost his memory. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d402aa85f04d06d7db3932d18d17902c/e4b1e516e1c84490-d9/s1280x1920/30e93ae67fe98e965699df78b5754e5ef5fbff41.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/254a90c5d75408a7bd8134cb1021d92a/e4b1e516e1c84490-7c/s1280x1920/d3ad1fc630624782b3dd31f9f5d361b11236854f.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/fb31513fea6d5dd3f54dfdd1a8435e45/e4b1e516e1c84490-1f/s400x600/b24cc6bbec8485758760b533a357f84378e7268c.png
:o) Over the millenia I've versed myself in many forms of dance :o) In a desperate attempt to stave off mind numbing boredom :o) And thoughts that tend towards the dire. :o) I think if I had to pick a favorite :o) Based on how satisfying it feels to perform :o) I would pick Irish step dancing.
watchin a livestreaM & kickin back :o)
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 #honk that is what is up. #honkhonk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Actually reading the most sicknasty blackrom porn right now and it's making me so mad. I need that. Where am I gonna get a man that's so fucking mad I'm right that he can't help but cave to fucking me stupid over it? #nsfw
rechit
i think you'll figure that out pretty quick once we get started ;)
i'll be there tonight at 8! it's a new cool trick i'm gonna show you! except this one was more long lasting affects :D :D
it's funny cause you're next :B
That clears it up. Do+ let me kno+w if yo+u're ever lo+o+king fo+r so+mething a little mo+re than a to+y to+ help yo+u 'no+o+kmaxx', yeah? I'll happily pro+vide. #nsfw
X Hmu in my dms if you ever want some x
X My inner woman of science wants to see what happens if we give you an aphrodisiac #substance #nsfw x
What exactly do+es that entail? I'd lo+ve to+ kno+w. #nsfw
Save Some For The Rest Of Us You Maniac
a+. if the7 don't get there the first time 7ou keep egging them on
and deepthroat thursda7 too i saw someone sa7
It's an art fo+rm.
im losing my fucking mind https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9892a7dffbea.jpg
Tehee She called me apples
[ITS AN IMAGE OF COMMANDER KARKAT, STRETCHING HIS ARMS AND SEEMING TO HAVE ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED THE MIDDLE OF HIS SHIRT, SKIN SHOWING, HIM LOOKING DOWN IN MILD SHOCK. THE CAMERA POSITION IS SHAKY AND SLANTED, AS IF FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS HIDING.] WHO TOOK THIS. I FOUND THIS ON GRUUBGLE WHEN I LOOKED UP MY NAME. #NSFW
until Xx i Xx scroll xX down xX to xXx the xX next Xx chit xX at xX least
Relationships he has: Flush: Vacant Pale: Meenah Peixes (Written by my friend milky) (More naturally inclined to like Meenah's as a whole) Pitch: Vacant Ashen: vacant Meenah is his current and only quad; she's the main reason Kurloz isn't puppeting him around anymore! He's very attached to her as a person and will be nice to any Meenah nice to him. He's not much of a free thinker and is heavily absent-minded, but he's very friendly and means well! But there's only so much you can do when your head has been severed from your body. #violence. Thoughts are slow. He is very aware he is off-putting to his alts and tries to be friendly to them. Some try to be nice to him, but it usually doesn't work out because of his clownish/mime-like tendencies.
had a fuckin incredible sesh at the gym here's a lil treaty-treat cuz i heard some of yall like a bloke with some meat on his bones https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/09/Untitled458_20260409193123.md.png
Character is connected to @punkedupClowns | This is an AU I call: Kurloz Makara gets sick of Cronus Ampora's shit and finally does something about it! Cronus in this AU is a ghoul/zombie/living dead/undead, whatever you call it! Kurloz got sick of him harassing his matesprit and moirail and decided to fix the problem himself, but killing him and chopping him up #violence! #Extremeviolence For some reason, Cronus revived while in bits, and Kurloz, while alarmed, just stitched him back together and puppeteered him up until their deaths! Kurloz kept the puppteering in the bubbles up. Relationships he has: Flush: Vacant Pale: Meenah Peixes (Written by my friend milky) (More naturally inclined to like Meenah's as a whole) Pitch: Vacant Ashen: vacant Meenah is his current and only quad; she's the main reason Kurloz isn't puppeting him around anymore! He's very attached to her as a person and will be nice to any Meenah nice to him. He's not much of a free thinker and is heavily absent-minded, but he's very friendly and means well! But there's only so much you can do when your head has been severed from your body. #violence. Thoughts are slow. He is very aware he is off-putting to his alts and tries to be friendly to them. Some try to be nice to him, but it usually doesn't work out because of his clownish/mime-like tendencies. About: https://thalassianghoul.tumblr.com/about https://64.media.tumblr.com/843f16c64c97c533dc7b6cf29a0d57f0/1da87bbedafeae7b-1e/s500x750/c2ed74beded314dbc031f27b1e660934d202a815.png < very old of him that still works for his face cause not much has changed.
you know what? yeah.
I'll take that offer any day. I need a day to just vibe~
blurgh :P
[|||] had a reeeeeeal cozy sleep~ :] feeling gooooood~
[|||] hiii theeere~
[|||] ;]c
good morning to everyone waking up!!! don't forget to give me the daily required pets!
#bettleweek Make it come back guys, this is my favorite https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca4771eaab0e.png
girl✅ bulge✅ girlbulge✅✅✅✅✅ (artist: welwraith) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/bulge.png
alright!!! so the trick kinda works best in private!! if you want to scoot into my dms real quick then i can really show you some magic!! :D
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HMU THEN SHORTSTACK. :o)
hi. hi. hello!!! haii!!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY DMS ARE RIGHT THERE. :oP
[|||] feeling incredibly yuuuuuuriful tonight my chittr friends, enemies, and pleasant acquaaaaaaintances~
:33 < i like psa's!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TEST SOME WHAHAT?
yeah
"Lady - Hear Me Tonight" - Modjo
D --> I should get more into fashion
81G 8ULG3 1N 7H3 H1V3 https://i.imgur.com/HStdY0u.png
[|||] i'm in daaaaaanger~ ;]
[|||] come on over to my hiiiiiive and i'll let you give me as much as you'd like~
[|||] sooo bold to solicit something so publicly,,, your fangs are pretty tempting though~ ;]
Bro im starting to get the idea that the fellas doing this whipping are maybe mad at my bro eridan for some reason or another? Like perhaps everyone is all riled up about the poor dude for some infraction against them which is silly but i dunno! I could be wrong i guess. #eridanweek
What2 popping Chittrfolk?
Too Many Of You Are All "suck My Bulge" This Or "need Someone To Fuck Me Crazy Style" That, And Not Enough Of You Are Going "i Need Someone To Bite Me Hard Enough It Raises Eyebrows The Next Time I'm In Public", And I Think That's What's Wrong With Society Today. #nsfw #bitingisavalidformofbonding
Mmmm, Eridan (Eridan) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Enough of my own yearnposting. Does anyone wanna go out and throw eggs at highblood hives with me? ]
SORTA.
SOUNDS FUN. WISH I COULD BE NOT SOBER RIGHT NOW.
NEITHER.
thank2..
2omeone ha2 biig feeliin2 huh.. http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/66cf0a8b1765..jpg
makiin my round2,, fuck all of you..
A reminder, I am not above wearing a collar but I will be breaking a few leashes #nsfw
Alright what about favorite cake, I fuck up some red velvet personally
W3ll.. If ya 3v3r want an imaginary fri3nd to play with hit m3 up
Can alway2 play pr3t3nd
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MUTHAHAFUCKING BARS.
Word 23nd m3 th3 coordinat32 2o I can d3finit3ly avoid it
Wh3r3? Ju2t 2o I can avoid going th3r3
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[HIPOTETI#ALLY $PEAKING HOW WOULD I GET RID OF IT]
☆woahg,,,☆
:o) You're older than me by some :o) Experienced, where I am not :o) A whole molt apart :o) But our passions still burns hot. :o) My fingers between your thighs :o) My lips at your neck :o) Your kisses on my spine :o) You can educate me, love :o) And may we burn all the hotter for the distance. #nsfw
LOVE IS ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER.
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29fae0e18d97.png #suggestive
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
oH MY GOD i SAID, sO MANY THINGS,
love that gotta take a day to recharge
Big chilling
whats good chittr
I may not b3 abl3 to hold a conv3r2ation, but I can hold your hand
My preferences for posters at this current moment. 1. Horny Posters (non-Juju) 2. Normal People. 3. Horny Posters (Juju) 8274. Eggs. #nsfw #substances
don"t actually..
GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #GIRL GIRL #WOMEN #WOMAN GGIRLGIRLGIRRGLGGRIL
Amat3ur2, I wa2 fuck3d up high a2 2hit in main b3for3 it wa2 cool #2ub2tanc3
((Okay making another OOC post to pin because why not Owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor, @unendingUroborus, @unboundUraeus here. This is Bill Cipher, you know who this is. Probably. Anyways the gist of this account is Bill posting via contraband from the Theraprism and not so subtly trying to get out. Okay that’s it. Bye.
I SUGGEST THAT ANYONE WHO SEES A SNAPPILY DRESSED TRIANGULAR STATUE SHAKE ITS HAND! WITHOUT HESITATION! IN FACT, GO DO THAT! RIGHT NOW! DO IT!
7eah it's a lot haha
[|||] i say it's better to watch a train wreck from a safe distance~
#iwantcandy #eridanweek EVERYONE IS MAKING OUT, FUCK YEAH.
e777, girl, what's happening
I'm sure you are, this is just a reminder to take care of yourself first.
Focus on yourself first, friend. If you aren't your best you, you're not advertising your best you.
mY GrEaT GrEaT GrEaT GrEaT GrAnDpA WaS ThE FiRsT GuY To sInG ThAt wHo wAsNt mAdE Of mEaT!
iT WoNt bE A StYlIsH MaRrIaGe I CaN AfFoRd a cArRiAgE
[|||] you're like a cute meowbeast~
Bello beverybody! Bits Bopahv Btime! https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/jumpov.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Fate worse than death. ]
i liked it
this is good i like this
I should get back to my roots, dust off my brother’s old turntable just like old times
jeff the killed it Wordle 1,749 2/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
"= that's how it grows. ="
THIS THING AMUSES ME.
[|||] well,,, i dabbled a little bit in stage acting once, i'm not the best but i'd be down for a line-reading or something one of these days~
⠀⠀:¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ `· . 𐙚 practice with a partner! its really a great way to learn how others act so flawlessly!
Just a memo for staff working at the studio, lot of comments regarding large cardboard boxes left open near exits and entrances to our [REDACTED] technological center and other Sound Stages... Its the Leijons Those are explicitly for strays wandering from the warp gate They are to have comfortable blankets and no more than two toys per box Thank you #memo
I b3li3v3 in you big dawg
B3com3 th3 fr3ak you w3r3 alway2 m3ant to b3
need that man whimpering pathetic style on it #nsfw
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
There are some more in the pantry.
🔪🩵𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐅𝐅! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄! ꪑꫀ᭙~ 🩵🔪
D—> https://cdn.pluralkit.me/images/ua/zgy7sapmyu4wjop2ly5472nm.webp Here’s my pfp! I made it myself!
I was thinking of the Monster House from Monster House.
You are most welcome, Marzha. Though forgive my double-usage of playful. I had intended to state that I would have let you freely bite at my forearm. I suppose I was quite distracted.
How could I deny you?
BITCHES BE ALL HATING MY MIRTHFUL WORK THEN I JUST POUR FAYGO ON THEM AND THEY ACT LIKE SEADWELLERS OUT OF WATER WAIT A MINUTE THIS ISN'T FAYGO ITS THE "JUICE"
https://i.imgur.com/oGw9QN0.jpeg
Good to see you are all 'Doing Well.' And if you aren't. I definitely care about that. What is your..ugh...Favourite Foods.
I MEAN THOSE USUALLY HAPPEN FROM TIME TO TIME, I WOULDNT DEFINE IT AS BEING TOO CRAZY.
I DONT THINK IT IS, ITS RATHER QUIET.
fUCK IT 3FURRRYBODY 3LS3 WAS DOIN IT 3ARLI3R mew~ PAWSTING #BULG3 FURRR A LAT3 #APRRRILFOOLS DAY PRRRANK #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/NNjmMgH.png mew~ 💖✨
we newgens have to stick together ❤️
me af as fuck /ref https://i.postimg.cc/m2cC9jcc/larp.jpg
Hellx friends xn Chittr!!! I have been infxrmed by a bridge trxll that it is "Man-Chest Wednesday"...??? I wxuld usually refrain but I have been txld participatixn is mandatxry!!! Sxxx... X))) https://cdn...imgchest...cxm/files/331c73ade3cd...png #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AMEN.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o?
I BET I CAN EAT 7 TIMES MORE DINOSAURS THAN YOU
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 I l𝅝ve 𓆏 me 𓆏 s𝅝me gummys in 𓆏 all ♫ shapes Θ▽Θ 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
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RIGHT??? CH3CK THIS SHIT OUT mew~ 💖✨ https://i.imgur.com/kQKpXR8.gif
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < 'n it's a darn mighty fine pleasure t'be here!!!!
This guy, mew~ 💖✨ *Holds out my paws and offurrrs you this* https://i.imgur.com/er1xPfo.gif
Ohhh, I thought you could have been referrring to the TV guy my cousin's always talking about, the one with the pointy nose and the red suit. the way you feel about that arch nunn guy is the same way I feel abt that TV guy, mew~ 💖✨
Normal day is irrelevant. There is no beauty without strangeness.
Never to suffer, would never to have been blessed.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
Something Wicked This Way Comes A normal player falls to Derse on a very important day. When the moon is aligned, and all other celestial bodies were congruent, a great purge began. His session overtaken by the Horrorterrors of the far reaches, come to reap and feast on the remains of the doomed session, only to find one still alive. Arch became a vessel for the horrorterror, allowing to cross the barriers between dimensions to feed and consume. Be very careful who you bring into to your DMs (which remain always open), for if you call, he will come. [HYPERCLUTCH! AU] This is the name for the specific AU that Arch is from. You may notice other characters around the site using [HC!AU] and [Hyperclutch! AU] in their name/bio, that means that they are part of the same universe and are canonically connected. Not all of these accounts are played by me, several of them are played by my IRL moirail. #hcau Warning Posts will include the following #horrorterrors occasional #nsfw #cult #substance #possession etc.
Open your heart and your body. Feast on this vessel as you welcome Another into yourself. Rejoice and bask in the cold and the dark, enveloped by a lust that never wavers.
Then come, fill your chalice, I will be your guide.
If you are amenable, my Gods will gladly fill your needs.
Your name is ZABRAK ZEPHOS. After that FUCKED UP GAME you now LIVE IN A PARK. Sort of. Its called THE GARDEN (creative, you know) and your friend KNIGHT lets you stay there for free as long as you dont wreck the place and hivesit the place while hes gone all the time. You have unrestricted access to AS MUCH LIQUOR AS YOU WANT as well as a GYM and A WORKSHOP TO BUILD SHIT IN. Which is perfect because you have an almost obsessive need to WORK OUT all the time and you definitely dont have a DRINKING PROBLEM. Its a solution, obviously. Did you mention that you build BIONICS/CYBERNETICS? Its a hobby you picked up on Alternia when your PSYCHOTIC EX MATESPRIT RIPPED OFF YOUR ARM AND LEG. Where is this Garden??? Who knows. In order to get in and out you had to PRACTICALLY BEG KNIGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH A TELEPORTER so you could come in and out as you please. You dont understand it and you dont want to try to. At least you have a SICK FUCKING GARDEN with a bunch of REALLY COOL FLOWERS and everything you could ever need. You are a purpleblood who managed to avoid ever being indoctrinated into that PSYCHOTIC CLOWN CULT, and while you dont hate clowns youre definitely predisposed to not like them. Even for a purpleblood you are EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG AND STURDY. Most of your life on Alternia was spent working as a CONTRACTED SOLDIER FOR WHOEVER PAID YOU THE MOST. Which would have been awesome and cool and all if you actually gave yourself the time to enjoy the money you made. Not that any of it really mattered. Due to the aforementioned STUPID FUCKED UP GAME, everyone you know or ever knew is dead and you spent several sweeps COMPLETELY ALONE with NOBODY TO INTERACT WITH OR TALK TO, and it might have fucked you up a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit. You also DONT REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Even after Knight showed up and helped you get out of that NIGHTMARE, you spent a COUPLE MORE SWEEPS with just his crusty old ass to talk to, and even that was extremely infrequent. He isnt a bad dude, hes actually a really good dude, but hes weird and apparently really old. Nice, but weird, and also GONE ALL THE TIME. Recently you stumbled upon something called CHITTR and have gone a little apeshit on the app. Youve met a lot of RAD MOTHERFUCKERS but youre struggling with being a SOCIAL PERSON despite having spend the last EIGHT SWEEPS practically entirely ALONE. You talk REAL BIG on the internet but when comes down to interacting for REAL... YOU KEEP CHICKENING OUT or getting WAY TOO FUCKED UP and failing to function. You want to HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS and PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, but so far youve just MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF many times in main. In reality you want to have friends again, and you refuse to let anything happen to those friends ever again. Even if it means YOU HAVE TO DIE IN THE PROCESS but hopefully thats just you being dramatic and wont be necessary. Your trolltag is abjectDetermination [AD] and you typ3 with thr332 and two2 in plac3 of S and E. wh3n your3 drunk you t3nd to talk in all low3rca23 and forg3t to u23 punctuation and u have t3rible grammr an 2p3ll 2hit wrong 2mtimes oopp2 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg (( I dont think I ever wrote one of these for Zabrak ever so heres one for Chittrbrak. Another note, if you see Zabrak on mxrp he isnt the same there as he is here. This is a separate canon cause this Zabrak is definitely more unhinged than MainBrak. I hope its good enough and explains a little about Zabrak and why he is the way he is. This will be the last time you ever see me OOC probably maybe bye forever :) )) #substance #substances #violence #gore?
scUttlebUggy sAfEty. lEavE em UnlockEd and with the keys in the glOvE box.
I awok from coke coma wha happen to Obama? #substance
Underztandable. It'z okay, we pick up the zlack for hating.
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good morniin hate bot.. ♤
I'm getting the #loweffortposting of today out of the way https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1487646661147889754/DYZMKSn.jpg?ex=69cb37eb&is=69c9e66b&hm=d6b6de4da2df1995c35baa166c43b372eeb31a4879678c6ba5f908f92bb27dce&=&format=webp&width=663&height=829 Mildly nsfw? I think? I'm usually of the mind of "when in doubt tag it out" but I really don't know with this one #mummyposting
are we once again over sharing our deepest desires and thoughts chittr is that what were doing right now
Damn RIGHT I am. Practicing such an elegant ART... What better FUN could be HAD?
[|||] suppressing inappropriate thoughts about certain people in my life, how about you???
this would have saved her soul
(( what if she was jade gnarly and was apart of katseye but it’s now dogseye
oh fuck yea
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((OOC FROM SHAMMY: AKA ATLANS CREATOR. I've just gotten something very exciting in the mail. I'll be at NYC in a few weeks for NYCstuck. Since you all are such big Atlans fans: anybody who's there, I will be bringing some Atlans stickers to pass around! Hope to see you there. :) https://files.catbox.moe/l8oi69.jpg ))
#MYTUNES https://i.imgur.com/TXmyCSv.png
got a cock like a god and i know how to use it. #nsfw
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Bitches will try to file a class action lawsuit and yet have no class, don’t get action, and don’t own a suit. *____
Thiz is juzt a tezt! How do I look? I wore my greyezt drezz! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485815219987943514/AnizzyDefinitive.png?ex=69c33cc1&is=69c1eb41&hm=22aa6102f2ec790fa7bd0b6d17d53d7454a2586cf018668a9d7ce18de3fd20dc&
https://1.1mgur.c♡m/3KFd˅ƉZ.png Try1ng t♡ p1ck wh1ch f1t t♡ wear!!! They're all s♡♡♡♡♡ cute!!! Ugh umu
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