Looking at my vampire friend knowing he can smell me bleed like, haha, nothing to see here. I am the only human in a troll timeline, on a troll ship, at sea. I am the token human that must be hidden every time we dock so the local populus doesn't kill me to stuff me as a trophy alien oddity. And my body can't even do me the service of not bleeding right now. I don't even want children. Who am I going to have children with in this timeline, anyway? Get it together, body. I'm being punished for a choice I had no part in making. I hate biology. I just want to be a rabbit. All I want to do is eat leaf and hop.
That would be too easy. The anons prefer suffering. Though, I'm rather grateful I'm not hit by the urge to... multiply. As rabbits do.
Do you crave spinach and hay, or perhaps dandelions? I find that when I transform I prefer to indulge in snacks of the animal in questions preferred variety.
I'm not fully a rabbit, I was made into a cryptid called a Wolpertinger. Instead of buck teeth, I was given fangs. I crave meat. I can transform into the bizarre beastie though, good for cuddles. But that's not as memeable as "eat leaf and hop."
Fascinating, I have never heard of such a beast. And indeed, I suppose 'eat offal and pounce' does not roll off the tongue so smoothly.
It's like a winged squirrel rabbit with fangs. My fangs can retract and extrude at will, that part's pretty cool. I almost look intimidating when I'm mad. I've got a long tail with a cotton puff at the end, too. I've tripped on it approximately 97 times. The wings? Do nothing. Make shirts annoying and flap. I'm not sure what this anon was trying to accomplish. But the ears are cute. I don't hate it. I just question why. I've learned to live with it, the annoyance is part of life. I prefer being unique here for an actual reason, rather than just because I'm human and no one else is.
What an unusual creature. But I am glad you enjoy it, despite its negative aspects.
Thank you. I'm not sure if you're human or not, but your icon makes you appear to be. It's comforting in a way, seeing another of my own kind.
I am half human, in full honesty. A dhampire. Though I find the human instincts more comforting to entertain, such as eating food, sleeping, sunbathing (for as long as I am able to withstand), and cooking.
Oh, that's super interesting. That's half vampire, right?
Indeed. Though I could not tell you the details of the affair; I do not remember my parents.