#cw-period
Looking at my vampire friend knowing he can smell me bleed like, haha, nothing to see here. I am the only human in a troll timeline, on a troll ship, at sea. I am the token human that must be hidden every time we dock so the local populus doesn't kill me to stuff me as a trophy alien oddity. And my body can't even do me the service of not bleeding right now. I don't even want children. Who am I going to have children with in this timeline, anyway? Get it together, body. I'm being punished for a choice I had no part in making. I hate biology. I just want to be a rabbit. All I want to do is eat leaf a...Read more
Trolls never have to lose half their weight in blood each month and I find that envious. If that wasn't insult enough, it has to be painful too.