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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Saw some talk about a “throatfuck thursday” I don’t even KNOW what a Thursday is let alone a throat #nsfw ]

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l[][]ks t[] me l][ke f[]lks're just talk][n' the chance t[] get all h[]t 'n' b[]thered []n here aga][n.

Thursday is a day of the week for humans and a throat is where stuff goes down when they eat or drink. Considering the #nsfw uhhhhh. You get the picture

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Oh. Like a chute. Okay. ]

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