@handMaid asks: "CAN’T SAY KANNY ANYM9RE. FREE SPEECH IS DEAD. CAN Y9U PLEASE REVIEW AND APPR9VE THE F9LL9WING SU6STITUTE TITLES INSTEAD. KANKII. KRANKI. KANKRICHAN. KANKAWAII. KANKU6INE. AUSPISLUT. VIRGIN VANTAS. RED DELICI9US. F9R6IDDEN FRUIT. CUTIE MUTIE. C9NCILIAWH9RE. CULL6AIT (IN THE 6EF9RAN SENSE). CULL6AIT (IN THE ALTERNIAN SENSE). AND THINGS 9F THIS NATURE. #NAMES #TITLES #SUGGESTIVE #VIRGINHUNTING #MUTANTTAMING #CASTEPLAY #SCUM6L99D9NSCUM6L99DACTI9N" I am g9ing t9 answer this as calmly as I p9ssi6ly can, which I think deserves t9 6e ackn9wledged 6ef9re any9ne decides t9 characterize my extremely reas9na6le resp9nse as shrill, dramatic, cens9ri9us, 9r, as certain pe9ple in my immediate s9cial circle have put it, “d9ing the thing again.” #CalmResp9nse #Reas9na6le69undary #D9ingTheThingMenti9n N9. #N9 T9 ela69rate, 6ecause apparently I must: n9, y9u may n9t call me Kankii, Kranki, Kankrichan, Kankawaii, Kanku6ine, Auspislut, Virgin Vantas, Red Delici9us, F9r6idden Fruit, Cutie Mutie, C9ncili— actually, I am g9ing t9 st9p reading the list al9ud at that p9int, 6ecause I can already feel the rhet9rical fl99r giving way 6eneath me and I w9uld rather n9t spend the next several paragraphs trapped in a preventa6le termin9l9gy sinkh9le. #Name69undary #ListTerminated #Termin9l9gySinkh9le #SuggestiveC9ntentMenti9n Y9u may call me Kankri. #Kankri Y9u may, if a6s9lutely necessary and in a c9ntext where it is clearly 6eing used as a title rather than an insult, refer t9 me as the Insuffera6le, th9ugh I w9uld prefer this n9t 6ec9me a casual w9rkar9und f9r pe9ple wh9 simply want t9 6e irritating while claiming hist9rical accuracy as a shield. #TheInsuffera6le #Hist9ricalAccuracyIsN9tA6lankCheck Y9u may als9 call me Vantas, alth9ugh I w9uld ask that pe9ple remain aware 9f the fact that surnames, especially caste-significant surnames, carry certain inherited implicati9ns which may n9t 6e universally c9mf9rta6le f9r every party inv9lved. #Vantas #SurnameMenti9n #CasteImplicati9ns Everything else 9n that list ranges fr9m infantilizing, 96jectifying, sexually charged, caste-l9aded, quadrant-invasive, 9r just kind 9f 6izarre in a way I am n9t willing t9 reward with further pu6lic analysis. #Infantilizati9n #96jectificati9n #CasteplayMenti9n #QuadrantInvasiveness #6izarre6utN9tAppr9ved Als9, “free speech is dead” is a deeply irresp9nsi6le thing t9 say in resp9nse t9 9ne pers9n asking n9t t9 6e called a nickname he has repeatedly stated he dislikes. Free speech d9es n9t mean freed9m fr9m interpers9nal 69undaries. It als9 d9es n9t mean freed9m fr9m pe9ple l99king at y9u with pr9f9und disapp9intment when y9u use y9ur speech t9 assem6le what appears t9 6e a harassment charcuterie 69ard. #FreeSpeech #69undarySetting #HarassmentMenti9n #Charcuterie69ardMenti9n #F99dMetaph9rMenti9n S9, t9 f9rmally review y9ur pr9p9sed su6stitute titles: Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Very denied. Excessively denied. C9ncerning. Still c9ncerning. Fruit-6ased and theref9re irrelevant. N9. A6s9lutely n9. N9 in the 6ef9ran sense. N9 in the Alternian sense. And n9 t9 things 9f this nature. #ReviewC9mplete #AllDenied #PleaseUseMyName #Ask69x9pen6utN9tLikeThis https://d9cs.g99gle.c9m/f9rms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdC93JRPs19Xm9lW_jU7VM-hIRNvE818R9imENm-SmFL6-CiQ/viewf9rm
THANK YOU KANKRI. I FEEL STUFFED FULL OF EDUCATION. STRETCHED AROUND THE SIZE OF IT. WHERE IT HAS BEEN RAMMED DOWN MY GAPING SEEDFLAP. LET’S STUDY TOGETHER AGAIN SOON.