@handmaid asks "need an expert opinion. rank mutations according to sex appeal. vwings. blood color. wveird external gills. like a cavwe creature. psionic aberrations. anything else i’m forgetting." finally, a *real* question. lets get dowvn to vwork. s tier: blood, obvwiously. sure the temperature difference is hot (ha) but vwhat really sells it is the personality. muties havwe alwvays got something to prowve, and if you play your cards right they can prowve it in the respite block. noseless. a tier: mental psionics. need i explain more? mmph. telekinesis. same deal. loads of applications for the creativwe and uncreatiwve pans. owverly sensitivwe horns: ill count this. some trolls hawve vway too many nerwve endings up there and wvill get off to you jerking their horns. ill alwvays take another angle of attack. if i can hold a gals horns like handlebars vwhile she blovws me, and its getting her off? mmph. b tier: more physical psionic stuff i can take or leavwe. the eyes are sometimes hot but can gimme a headache. if a gals gotta havwe freaky eyes, make em spirals or hearts or something porny like that. youre great babe, but your cueball eyes make me wvanna hurl. long ears: depends. the floppy goat ones, nah, but those elf looking ones? i can dig it, more surface area to tease, and theyre absolutely gonna be an erogenous zone for anyone wvho has em. they vwouldnt hawve em otherwvise, right? c tier: pyrokinetics. yknovw, that stuff all limebloods havwe? that one? that thing they hawve that vwere really proud of and stuff. it just makes sense for them to havwe that, right? no vwonder alternia culled em all. pyrokinesis. vwovw. tails. this is a real broad category. some are fine enough, a good barkbeast or meowvbeast tail to pull can do some real wvork. some of them are just gross to me though. the fleshy ones, the finny ones... cervwid tails are the wvorst. those things look like distended assholes, i hate looking at em. those specifically are f tier. d tier: external gills. sorry babe, i knowv you wvere probably edging yourself wvaiting for this one. i guess youll hawve to settle for getting off to me telling you your taste is shit. more sensitiwve extremities to play vwith is fun if you aint the one vwith em, but ivwe got gills! wvhen i see those ugly long gills i just start thinking about them getting caught on something and tearing off. ick, no thanks. extra limbs: some hot applications, but... nah. yuck. f tier: wvings. im only half doing this to cater to you. youll still pail him, so you cant ewven pretend you actually hate em this much. look, they just get in the vway, theyre fragile, theyre awvkvward, you cant fuck em... they make evwerything more uncomfortable. local gigantism: look, i get this does it for a lotta people, but if you make me start vwondering howv you fit through doors or put on pants, its gonna distract me too much. #nsfvw #dubcon #casteplay #askcronus
ugh, you really had to @ him?
I’M WORKING AN ANGLE HERE.
}:/ don't knock em t1l ya try em, bro...
g1rl, WHAT 1s your beef w1th my w1ngs... what, jealous much? };)
im not gonna try em bro- vwell... eh, ask me during the next moresome. #nsfvw
THEY LOOK EASY TO SOAK. AND BURN HOLES IN. AND TEAR OFF.
IF I HAD A GIANT FLASHING WEAKPOINT. I WOULD PROBABLY PUT IT AWAY IN PUBLIC.
h*ll yeah, that's the sp1r1t... 1'll show you a r1de you'll never forget, brosk1 };)
hey... they're pretty durable! not that 1 should be tell1ng you that, haha...
D:{ never, doll... would cramp my w1ngs AND my style...