In spirit of #MaidDressMonday, I've decided to present you all with a harmless hypothetical question. Granted, I have yet to master the su8tle art of determining whether your commentary is sincere. This is a safe 8et, however, considering its inconsequential effect in the natural order of the universe. If I were to purchase one for myself, which one of these would you deem appropri8 for me to wear? ::::)
Damara, I cannot walk around half naked.
YES. YOU CAN. I BELIEVE IN YOUR UNPARALLELED CAPACITY. TO HAVE YOUR TITS OUT.
Unparalleled capacity????????
YOU WOULD BE SO GOOD AT IT. IF YOU GAVE IT A SINCERE ATTEMPT. YOU WOULD DEMONSTRATE THE SAME EXCELLENCE. THAT YOU BRING TO EVERY PLOT AND SCHEME. I MEAN BLEEDINGPUSHERED ACT OF ALTRUISM. ALSO. I AND OTHERS. WOULD BE CONSIDERABLY MORE LIKELY. TO SIT THROUGH YOUR WINDBAG YAPPING. IF YOU UNDID A FEW MORE BUTTONS.
As much as I would like to 8elieve you, something tells me that dressing "provoc8ly" would have the opposite effect. It'd distract you a lot more than my exposition stand ever could.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE. IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED. #SEXPOSITIONSTAND.
And with whom do you suggest that I attempt this supposed experiment? Aside from yourself. Mind you, I have it on good authority that you lose focus as soon as I walk in the room, so pick wisely. :::;)
YOU SHOULD PICK DIFFERENT AUTHORITIES TO LISTEN TO.
Including you?
