♣ mediated by @handymanCan
~LO~l n~Ope they were s~OO~O~O~OO~O ignO~red and nO~w I'm cO~llecting w~Orker's cO~mp 4eva~
SORT IT OUT B-----EFOR-E I PUS)( IT OUT!!!!
"...article 7.65 states t)(at all )(ard )(ats must be made of paper mac)(e and lined wit)( small pebbles to increase pain index and fatality ratin of any t)(inkpan accidents involvin impacts to t)(e cranium..."
"...and article 3.16 of TROS)(A states t)(at all safety bungee cords will be made at razorwire tension so t)(at upon securin to a surface or bar, t)(e resultin gravitational pus)( and pull increases risk of limb severance by 65% percent..."
literally pennin TROS)(A (terror reinforcin occupational safeless )(azards agency) as i type
i will write new standards of unsafety in t)(e workplace, so )(elp me
< The Manebeast Does Not Concern Herself With Workplace Safety > < I Literally Wore A Bikini To My Job Once >
†) AH DAE 7H' SAME 7HING 7' LOWBLOODS. :o) #NSFWE #VIOLENCE #GORE (†



