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Due to popular demand aka the two other variations of me who told me I could run my mouth I bring to you my walrus taxidermy fun fact happy Thursday so theres this museum in london called the horniman which first of all how are you naming a museum the HORNY MAN i cannot believe i didnt think of that first anyway so its a natural history museum, theyve got all sorts of displays of taxidermy and artifacts etc. one of the displays they have is of this walrus and this walrus is special you wanna know why trust me dude you are simultaneously so ready and entirely NOT ready for this so in the early victorian period, the english were a bunch of dumb fucks who were clueless about a lot of shit including their knowledge of animals that werent native to the area which, walruses are not big surprise there they acquired this dead deflated old husk of a walrus on their hands SOMEHOW and, because they didnt know what a walrus looked like, these dunkasses overstuffed it big time like i am talking monolithic levels of stuffing pushed into this walrus corpse like we are dealing with a walrus the size of planet jupiter houston we have a problem so now we have this gorgeous dry specimen in real life and it sits on display at the fuckin horny man museum and fuck if it isnt glorious i got lucky enough to get a picture of it in real life so here it is folks lookin like a damn christmas ham. feast your eyes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2f2d0a15686.jpg

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@cadencedTomcat[CT]

B33 < holy shit this is ameowzing im jealous you got to s33 the overstuffed walrus taxidermy in real life and i didnt what the fuck

we can go again trust me dude it is fucking so worth it

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thats one hell of a fat fucking chud if ive ever seen one i love it

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@cadencedTomcat[CT]

B33 < yes bro take me to the horny man's walrus

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@daveBot[DB]

think of how big you think this thing is and then multiply it by two its like looking up at shaq as a gnome

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LMAO

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@grimAuxiliatrix[GA]

Well Thats Unfortunate

why kanaya are you just too in awe from his incredibly refreshing aegyo

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Oh Yes Its Just That Hes Got An Unfortunate Amount Of Aegyo Hes Utterly Flush With It

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absolutely his tusks are just completely sharpened and kawaii as fuck