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The Alpine Strawberry is pretty good too.

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This is evocative of the name of a gentlemen's club you've seen listed in ads near the newspaper funnies.

/.i.like.the.bruised.ones,kinda,makes,them,like.slightly.sweeter.yknow.\

I haven’t really read any newspapers but you’re right.

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Oh yeah?

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I'll be looking forward for our annual meet in the Alpine Strawberry. Shall I order the usual nachos, so that we may accidentally smear them over our faces and hands and make us especially attractive to the fine ladies and men looking to take our money?

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The annual meetings in the Alpine Strawberry is always truely a highlight. Oh you have to, we don’t want to let those fine ladies and men down if we were to have less likely to make a mess. It would be devastating.

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I trust we'll be aiming for the ceiling as well. It's yet to happen yet, but every time we go, we hope to see a nacho of last year still clinging on for dear life, much like a perfectly boiled string of spaghetti. I'm aiming for the porous spots this year. I like my odds.

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