I laugh now, but one day it will be egg on my face. Then the Dirks will laugh at me. I will deserve it.
You're just lucky he decided to do this today, otherwise the most notable Dirk event would be you willingly spending time with English.
The only one that knew about that out of anyone online right now was you. Besides his funny to mess with, gets ‘the willies’ when I call him Jake English.
You ever wonder why Jade doesn't speak like that? It's just him.
Too much adventure novels, it rot his brain. Like all those fear mongering warnings would caution about.
Where's the satanic panic over that one christian moms of America? "My darling boy was once a righteous young lad, then he started reading 'Beadle's American Library' and now he won't stop saying 'great scott'!"