what the fuck is up chittr play nice because my moirail reads my feed over my shoulder and he can tell me whos being a shitty wriggler faster than my screenreader can you do not want to cross him
he's not that short but shorter from the hunch back he gets from carrying me around as is his empire given right
im dying and i can only walk on good nights it is usually never a good night anyway he says something about how hes a gigachad and you probably don't fill any pails so okay
id do that but i think he'd get off on it he's kind of the worst but that's why it's my job to keep him off the market just imagine it hard enough for the both of us
the second i start making any connections he'll be on this shit like cheese snack dust on his grubby prongs and he will not be as chill as me good luck
my screenreader says literally everything out loud in laymans terms we are totally fucked