♠ hated by @hibernatingUrsus
Stop EVERYTHING you are doing. Tonight is the Best night. Bear pride flag Badge. Once next Fat Fuck Friday hits you're going to get a treat of a picture in celeBration.
Im nϕt even angry anymϕre..im just sϕ tired dϕ i )(ave tϕ always be t)(e bigger persϕn? May i t)(rϕw a tantrum and be lesser t)(an w)(at t)(is )(emϕspectrum bulls)(it states i )(ave tϕ be? #vent
Surprised *you* do. What would a guy like you know aBout catching *salmon*? Do salmon even *reach* where you live, hm? I Bet you've never even gained any weight lately, like a REAL Bear ought to...
Oooh, grrrreowwr, so Bold. Hardly even know each other, stranger, already talking aBout shoving my face down? Take me out to dinner, first. It's Fat CholerBear Wipe, catch me some Cantansalmon and then we'll talk.
Oh, right on I am. But what will these Bear gruBs do, huh? What will they do? Come over and wrestle me to suBmission? Huh? Trying to graB at my muscularity? Huh? All on top of me pushing me down? Huh? All growling and sweaty on top of me? Huh?
One of these nights I will get in trouBle with other Bears (hairy fat trolls, for the uninitiated) Because my lusus is *not* a cholerBear. The Old Man's a drake. They'll call me a fake Bear. A Bear appropriator.