@hisProphet — #ama
This one is quite interesting to me. Question: What is your take on human priests using manipulation tactics and their status to get their way? Surely that's an affront to the faith in some way? It certainly is an affront to the faith. God deeply detests the corrupt and the unfaithful priests. As those meant to be spiritual guides, the divine judgement they receive for exploiting the vulnerable or using their status for power shall be far greater than any other common sinner. In the bible, God directly rebukes corrupt priests, cursing their blessings and holding them in contempt. When Jesus live...Read more
This next submission actually has /three/ questions! What fun! Question: What are your religious restrictions in the context of Alternia's culture? How do you navigate a culture that looks down upon religions that aren't part of the clown church? Do you find it easier to get along with clown church members? Or do you find yourself at odds with them? What life style practices do you perform? Are you Catholic specifically (suffering is good) or Protestant (pleasure bad)? As there are quite a few questions here, I will try to be a little more brief, but still provide to a hopefully satisfactory l...Read more
Ahh, a more personal one this time! Fascinating. Question: How do you feel about sufferingGxspel ? While he seems to be a fellow priest and uses aesthetics that would elude to being that of the Christian sort, in my examinings of his page I have not come across anything pertaining to praise of our Lord, nor His teachings. So, for that much, I will be operating off the assumption that he is not of the Christian faith. That said, he seems like a reasonable man with halfway decent values! For that, I'd say he has my respect and appreciation, especially given the common behaviors on this website. I ...Read more
Well, back to the questions we go! This one is interesting in its own right. Question: If you had the chance to achieve Apotheosis, would you take it or would you reject it due to the blasphemous language usage? As there is only one true God, for me to achieve this Apotheosis would be to supersede Him. To even /entertain/ an idea would, in itself, be blasphemy to the highest sense. I would never try to take place of the Lord. I would never even joke about such a horrid thought. Excuse me for being a tad sharp on this one, but I figure it best to nip it in the bud. This way of thinking can be...Read more
This next one is actually quite reasonable! Question: Where did a troll like yourself learn about human christianity? There's a few different angles here to consider. As a prophet of God, I was blessed with the ability to hear His words even before I knew who He was. As time went on, I was introduced to the human religion of Christianity, and over time I came to know it to not be just another conjuring of stories among humanity. I came to know it to be truth. God is our Creator. ALL of us. Human, troll, it matters not. He created the multiverse as we know it, and thus we are all His children. I l...Read more
I'm quite glad, whoever you are, that you've come to me with this. Question: uhmso what isthere left forme when ihave nothing else? S3( The answer is simple, my friend... God. Even in your darkest hour, even when you have nothing and no one to call to for comfort, even when you're at rock bottom in every conceivable sense of the word... God will be there for you. God is your Father, your Creator, your most unconditional giver of Love. As long as you believe, He will never forsake you. As long as you repent, He will never reject you. As long as you worship, He will never fail to send you blessing ...Read more
Hmm. Question: When will you post bulge pics Ah hah hah! Never. I would recommend you try somewhere else if you intend to rot your pan with pornography, as I will not serve as a provider and enabler to your sinful pastime. Hope this helps! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama #nsfw - John 6:62
THIS one is quite interesting to me! Question: Why do you use passages to mark what you say despite how none of what you say are what is in the passages? Are you adding them to cite them for what your tone is There are actually two answers to this! While I do sometimes post passages with the intent to quote them fully, I find that including verses from the bible, whether or not they're accurate in the context, serves well to incite curiosity in those that read my posts. Plus, it shows I always carry scripture close to me! In addition, think of it as my ""typing quirk"", as it were. Thank you k...Read more
And here's another one! Question: when's the last time u got laid? I will applaud you for at least coming to me with a question unlike the previous, but unfortunately my praise stops there. Why do you think it appropriate to ask such a thing of a holy man? Where in your pan has this idea occurred? In what circumstance do you possibly think I'd dignify this invasive perversion with an answer? Realistically, I should not... But I have promised myself to answer every one of these with at least some level of seriousness. With that in mind... My encounters of that sort are none of your concern, wh...Read more
Ah, of course, our first inquiry of the day is a doozie. Question: flash us Despite this being comically ridiculous and not at all a question either, I thank you for taking the time out of your clearly busy schedule to accost my askbox with nonsense. In truth, this gave me a chuckle! However, if I am to take this seriously enough to provide you with an answer, I will not be doing that. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama #suggestive - Mark 1:15
It's that time again, everyone! Be it questions about Christianity or about nonsense, I'm here to listen. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - Acts 13:47
Another inquiry, and this one is... Well, this one is interesting in its own right. Question: do you got like... a kink for this christian shit? be honest. a bitch wont judge I'm fully aware that there is less-than-savory interests for my system of belief. Christianity, to some, is viewed more as an aesthetic to be sexualized than a genuine way of being. If I am to be truthful, I do not appreciate my faith being fetishized. To imply that I exist in my truth and walk alongside God because I have some sort of lecherous intrigue in it on a superficial level? I try not to be overly sensitive, yet I c...Read more
Aaaand another one! Question: Hey what's your religion even about, also if I joined can I keep my yaoi? I'm so glad you asked, friend! The core message of Christianity is a message of love and redemption, salvation and hope. To do good to our neighbors and in the eyes of God. To live our lives in devotion to the Lord and to worship in His name! As far as your... eh... yaoi goes, I don't see why not. God's message is love, no matter the flavor! Juuuust keep it classy, alright? https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - Jeremiah 29:13
Another inquiry! What fun! Question: wat does god think about nightcore ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ I've expressed my own interest in the musical genre of nightcore in the past, as I think there's plenty of fun to be had with it! Music is an incredibly versatile thing, as well as a wonderful way to show artistic appreciation of faith in God. I think, no matter the type of music, all of it has an opportunity to carry a holy message. With that in mind, God would like nightcore! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - Isaiah 55:7
Praise be, new inquiries! Here's an interesting one. Question: Awawawawwawwawawwawawawawawwawawawawawawawawawawooo Not sure what this means, but from my own personal interpretation, this seems like some impressive levels of whimsy! God be with you and your excitable endeavors, my friend. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - Acts 4:12
Ah, here we are! Our first inquiry. Question: Do you ever shut up? The good word cannot be silenced, my friend. My dying breath will be spent on spreading God's truth, and after that? I'm sure He will have plans for me in Heaven to continue my holy work. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - Luke 6:27-28