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BREAKING NEWS: Popular soda brand contains cocaine. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +17

Total: 17

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BREAKING NEWS: Local alcoholic makes a fool of themself. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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BREAKING NEWS: Recent discoveries show whiskey is good for #mpreg ! #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

#mpreg #substance

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

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BREAKING NEWS: Alcoholism on the rise, more importantly this news broadcast has been sponsored by Utterly Vodka, the strongest vodka around. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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BREAKING NEWS: We are here to confirm, Super Crack is indeed real! #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

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BREAKING NEWS: Lottery winner found stoned outside of Hive, they were then stoned to death. #substance #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

#violence #substance

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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BREAKING NEWS: An old indigo lady was discovered to be the leader of a drug empire, a literal underground drug ring in fact, in more interesting new my neighbor got a new hat. #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.