@hivemindNews — #violence
BREAKING NEWS: Someone had this message to share: ALL THAT I DESIRE WILL BE MINE THROUGH TOOTH AND CLAW AND BLOOD. #violence possibly THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: I don't vvant to though...please don't kull me...Ahem, um today's new story is about how I your host am a massive looser! But a looser who really likes their job and isn't just saying this because she's being threatened at gun point! #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: PUSHERWARMING: Salesman “Paralyzed from the Waist Down” LEARNS TO RUN AGAIN When Teenage Hooligans Explode Wheelchair The supposed paraplegic was reported to have been vending his services when a BAND OF TEENS——known infamously as The Wailing Wrigglers——used psionics to blow up the Contraption. Gathering crowds were shocked to find the man not only standing on two (2) pods but sprinting at the Hyperbolic Speed of Sound. Witnesses claim they have never seen a man’s legs move so fast, nor have they heard someone (1) oscillate like a Purrbeast during Mating Season! As for the wheelch...Read more
BREAKING NEWS: WELl THEn It LOOKs LIKe OUr NEw HOSt Is a BRONZe BLOOd! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f92a32dd589f.jpg *a video shows a bronze blood troll walking up the the desk and immediately getting stabbed 37 times in the chest.* NEVEr MINd WELl Be REMOVINg BRONZe As An OPTIOn ANd TRy AGAIn #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: ohh f*ck ohh f*ck o*r main hhost is DAED KC*****F ok stay calm YATS GNIKC*F MLAC d*e to techhnical diffic*lties well be off thhe air as we find a replacement. #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: We here at Hivemind New reccomend you cull your boss in the most brutal and violent way you can imagine and use their blood to paint a mural on the wall after. #violence #gore Unless you like your boss! Which we don't, we're coming for you Herikk. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: In other news one of a viewers submitted this: /pto𝐋my kanast seen inting rank match after getting autofi𝐋𝐋ed jng I feel like this needs a #violence or #nsfw but we at Hivemind News can't agree. Thank you to /runnit dowmid for this. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Recently a petition to make The Purge a real holiday has started up on make a change .org we have already signed it and we encourage you to as well! I just really want a holiday dedicated to #violence and #murder THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Lottery winner found stoned outside of Hive, they were then stoned to death. #substance #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.