@hivemindNews — #suggestive

BREAKING NEWS: PUSHERWARMING: Salesman “Paralyzed from the Waist Down” LEARNS TO RUN AGAIN When Teenage Hooligans Explode Wheelchair The supposed paraplegic was reported to have been vending his services when a BAND OF TEENS——known infamously as The Wailing Wrigglers——used psionics to blow up the Contraption. Gathering crowds were shocked to find the man not only standing on two (2) pods but sprinting at the Hyperbolic Speed of Sound. Witnesses claim they have never seen a man’s legs move so fast, nor have they heard someone (1) oscillate like a Purrbeast during Mating Season! As for the wheelch...Read more

BREAKING NEWS: According to a viewer quote: CHITTR IS GETTING RITCHY KELDAM PREGNANT TONIGHT! congratulations! #suggestive THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

BREAKING NEWS: A random troll reports quote: my asss is too fat :( We are sorry for you fat ass #suggestive THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.