BATTER UP < LAST LIGHT, MY PR MANAGER HAD INFORMED ME OF A MOVIE INVOLVING ANOTHER SPORT, IN WHICH ONE OF ITS MOST FAMOUS PLAYERS IS TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD IN WHICH HE IS ENLISTED TO PLAY THAT SPORT AMONGST FAMOUS CARTOON CHARACTERS, AGAINST OFFWORLDERS, IN ORDER TO SAVE THEM. OR SOMETHING. I'M NOT SURE I DIDN'T REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THAT PART. BUT, THE WHOLE THING MADE ME WONDER - WHAT IF WE DID THE SAME PREMISE, EXCEPT FOR SLAUGHTERSPHERE? IF THERE ARE ANY MOVIE DIRECTORS ON HERE, PLEASE GET IN CONTACT WITH MY LEGAL TEAM, OR MY AGENT, IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MY IDEA AS WELL AS THE IDEA OF CASTING ME IN THE LEADING ROLE. PLEASE NOTE THAT ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE THE FUNNY ANTICS OF 'HAROLD HOPBEAST', I WOULD STILL HAPPILY BLITZ A FUCKING SLAUGHTERSPHERE THROUGH HIS PAN WITHOUT A MOMENT OF HESITATION. #VIOLENCE > HOMERUN

