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[$O YOU WANNA DATE RIT#HY KELDAM HUH? #HITTR, YOU HEARD IT RIGHT! NOW YOU #AN DATE ME! RIT#HY KELDAM! EX#ITING, I$N'T IT? THE EVENT WILL TAKE PLA#E ON#E $UBMI$$ION$ ARE #LO$ED, WE'LL NEED BETWEEN 15 TO 20 TROLL$ BEFORE WE #AN DO $O, ON#E THI$ GOAL HA$ BEEN REA#HED WE WILL MOVE TO THE $E#OND $TAGE. EA#H $ELE#TED #ONTE$TANT WILL BE $HORTLY TALKED TO, AND THEN I, RIT#HY KELDAM, WILL TAKE HIM OUT ON A DATE! YE$! ME! I WILL TAKE YOU OUT ON A DATE! BUT..BEFORE THI$ HAPPEN$ EA#H #ONTE$TANT WILL HAVE TO FIGHT EA#HOTHER WITH PURE RAW VIOLEN#E FI$T TO FI$T #HE$T TO #HE$T MAN TO MAN AND WHOEVER #OME$ OUT VI#TORIOU$ WILL BE THE FIR$T #HO$EN TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME. EA#H DATE WILL LA$T FROM 20 TO 30 MINUTE$ AND THE $ELE#TED #ONTE$TANT WILL HAVE TO U$E HI$ BE$T #HARMING $KILL$ AND PI#K ↑ LINE$ IN ORDER TO #HARM ME, IF HE'$ $U##E$$FUL HE WILL MOVE ONTO THE $E#OND DATING ROUND. THE $E#OND DATE WILL BE AROUND 30 TO 40 MINUTE$, AND YET AGAIN YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO U$E YOUR BE$T DATING $KILL$ TO IMPRE$$ ME, ONLY FOUR TROLL$ $HALL #OME OUT VI#TORIOU$ (#ORRE#T ME IF MY MATH I$ WRONG) AND BETWEEN THO$E FOUR TROLL$ ONLY TWO WILL MAKE IT TO THE FINAL$, THEY'LL HAVE TO FIGHT TO EXHAU$TION TO $EE WHO GET$ TO GO FIR$T AND FINALLY WE'LL HAVE A WINNER. THE WINNER? THE WINNER WILL GET TO TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE, YE$, YOU HEARD IT RIGHT! YOU WILL TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE! THE ULTIMATE PRIZE NOT ONLY BEING MY IN#E$$ANT AND NEVERENDING LOVE AND A FRAGMENT OF MY RED QUADRANT BUT YOU WILL AL$O GET TO $PEND THE NIGHT WITH ME (IF THE WINNER $O WI$HE$.) #$UGGE$TIVE EVERYTHING REGARDING THI$ $MALL #OMPETITION WILL GO TAGGED A$ #RIT#HYLOVE ! REMEMBER YOU #AN FIND THE $UBMI$$ION FORM BY #LI#KING THE AD OR THROUGH THI$ OR FLORID'$ (@#RYHOUND#OLORTURA ) PO$T. ]
[IT$ FINALLY HERE THE MOMENT WE (ME) WERE ALL WAITING FOR! RIT#HY KELDAM HA$ OFFI#IALLY HIT A 1OO FOLLOWER$, AND I KNOW IT MAY NOT $OUND LIKE MU#H BUT IMAGINE A 100 #HITTR U$ER$ ALL #RAMMED IN A TINY ROOM! I THANK EVERYONE $O MU#H, #HITTR HA$ BEEN A #RAZY AND WONDERFUL EXPERIEN#E AND I HAVE LEARNED A LOT THE$E PA$T FEW 3 MONTH$-I$H! HOPEFULLY ILL KEEP ENTERTAINING YOU $I#K FU#K$ LIKE A #OURT JE$TER IN THE FUTURE #$UGGE$TIVE HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/TOOMANY.PNG HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/NOBORDER.PNG]
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Seekingg dhe enggaggement of trolls who like vehicles, mechanics ang enggineeringg, robotics, or a combination of dhese four. I gesire a mobility gevice. I woulg like it if dhis gevice were capable of lang-baseg travel, where dhe pilot capsule is fully submerggeg in saltwater. Dhe controls must be functional widhin dhis salt water sphere, so dhat it can be moveg ang griven as gesireg, ang dhen stationeg where I woulg like it to stay. It shoulg be largge enouggh dhat I have some space to swim, ang igeally I woulg like it if it were somedhingg like a jellyfish or sea spiger. It shoulg be able to folg its leggs such dhat its shape is a simple bowl when at rest. It shoulg be clear so dhat I can interact widh dhe outsige ones. It must have a top hatch, such dhat I can climb out of it widhout compromisingg dhe integgrity of dhe water widhin dhe vessel. Please contact me, ang we can beggin to giscuss payment ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
#flaccid #lol #suggestive
⚓︎ i ha〰e no f〰ckin cl〰e
if s/)me/)ne is get at least 5 likes /)n which (which i w/)n’t because it’s /)bvi/)us engagement bait) i will f/)ll/)w back ritchy keldam, please d/) n/)t fall f/)r /)bvi/)us engagement bait every/)ne i d/)n’t want t/) f/)ll/)w back ritchy keldam
⚓︎ okay cool 〰h i still got no cl〰e ho〰〰 im s〰pposed to feel abo〰t yo〰 gi〰en the gi〰ens b〰t yo〰 seem fine
⚓︎ hes s〰ch a jealo〰s f〰ckin g〰y lol
⚓︎ heh okay 〰〰ell i do ha〰e a pretty damn good ja〰〰line
There’s quiTe a surprising number of humans on here for iT being a Troll social media websiTe ❤︎ NoT ThaT I’m complaining ❤︎ They’re jusT adorable ❤︎
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) If you share the kind of men you're attraͻted to, more might show up ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
Wear A Fur Coat And Nothing Else. Problem Solved. #suggestive
Be The Change You Want To See In The World. #positive #suggestive
hoooooly shi+++ jus+ found a super old pic of me and lix. like. +hird da+e ever shi+. ins+an+ pfp omggggggg h++ps://cdn.imgches+.com/files/309161cf4e6a.png
=oXO if it,s something you,re interested in you,re definitely on the right site¡¡¡¡ =oXO