^^ What a coincidence, I've been accused of smuggling melons before myself. ^^ #nsfw
LOOK DO YOU WANT THE WATERMELONS THAT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN THROWING INTO MY WINDOW AS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE OR NOT. I DONT HAVE SPACE FOR ALL THIS FRESHLY THROWN PRODUCE.
^^ You really need to invest in better security. Or harder to reach windows. ^^ ^^ That said, I'm good. ^^
I THINK I NEED HARDER TO REACH WINDOWS BECAUSE I LIVE ON A MILITARY INSTALLATION.