[⚙︎ God I wish I cou|d drink right now. #substance ⚙︎]
Only person stopping you is yourself. Get drunk on your shift.
[⚙︎ Eugh, no. I've got better contro| of myse|f than that. ⚙︎]
You've got excellent self control. You could prolly convince someone you're fully sober while drunk off your rocker with how much self control you've got. Wink wink.
[⚙︎ Shift's a|most over, anyway. ⚙︎]
GOOD SHIT !!! Enjoy yourself, dude.