“Look for [local politicians] in the snow,” said [Pawnee, secretly hoping to find her mother and settle the question of her true paternity once and for all.] Anna and Acorn took the lead. Anna looked straight[, but was actually bisexual]. [Pawnee knew that the anti-regulatory libertarian Ron Swanson politically leaned] to the right. And Pam[, as she was known to do,] left [inflammatory manifestos nailed to every tree she passed.] After a while Pam [barbarically yawped], “I see some [bullshit over here to advance the plot!”] Anna turned Acorn around and looked to where Pam pointed. Small tracks in the snow [crackled with intense violet majyks]. To Anna, they looked like the [marks she had seen in her dream last night. Her robot fist clenched.] [Pawnee] dismounted to get a closer look at the tracks. She [pulled out her PKE meter; its readings were off the charts. This adventure had gone off the rails. Pawnee was off the wagon.] https://i.imgur.com/f7DDMfx.png “These are very [fiendish] tracks,” [the town] said. “But they have [Eldritch runes]. A cat’s track [is so god damned evil that no runes can bind its strength.] A [leopard] made these tracks[; fleet and nimble-footed, with coat completely covered by dark spots! And those tracks over there are of a lion, head held high and furious for hunger, so that the air itself seems to be shaking. And those tracks are from a she-wolf, ravenously lean, seemingly laden with such endless cravings that she had made many live in misery! By nature, she is so depraved and vicious that her greedy appetite is never filled: the more she feeds, the hungrier she grows.”] *RESIDUAL MAJYKS THAT SPILLED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE* #DetectivePony
