Chapter 2 Screaming Ponies The Pony Pals went back into Pam’s house to [hide from the dire wolves lurking outdoors] and to make posters about the cat. Pam put big pieces of paper, pencils, and Magic [spellbooks] on the kitchen table. As Anna drew a picture of the [demonic] cat, she thought about her Pony Pals. [Pawnee, Indiana] was the Pony Pal who knew the most about [local government]. Her father was [Ron Swanson]. He went to [restaurants and ordered all the bacon and eggs.] [He was the perfect man, with a mustache like those of emperor tamarin] monkeys. [Pawnee]’s mother was [Leslie Knope. She had always been a loving parent, and she established many beautiful parks within the town limits of her daughter. But she ran off with Joe Biden when Pawnee was] #DetectivePony