
harleys scare the fuck out of me got me on a therapy couch talkin bout how im green averse hesitant to spatial change mad assmad about cute teeth arrangements fuckin spooked by dogs

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im going to level with you ruby you have like eighteen nomenclatures in front of harley in that long ass title you pick up surnames like its a game of fucking katamari damacy id be surprised if there was a last name you dont have the way you pick up every fucking last name in existence mad respect you dont scare me

thats fucking cold sis

i dont know big one is memories i copped from like davesprite you remember that fuckmassive face you made in the sky when you shrunk planets like right after ascending shit was mad fucked and i dreamed about it for like sixteen thousand days after fuck you for having made that shit happen cascade of events that fucked my shit up for life

you also know. im like. technically a strider. and. fuck. im everything. if i had all the proper surnames. my name would be some big ass list with this fucked up family tree.

exactly you also dont have freaky space powers im sorry ruby those red slippers aint taking you nowhere with me youre just kind of generally cool in my book not really a harley unless someone wants to get really generous with alimony backpay and child support owed not naming nonharley names

fuckmassive is a really vague describing word but i think i know what you mean sorry for making a fuckmassive face and ruining your life! i didnt mean to :B

okay jade i want you to picture the sky that was your entire goddamn face you took up an entire planet i will take you by the hand and time travel to literally any unoccupied space on the entire battlefield of skaia you were still visible you would still be visible i could make out your breath because it was literally atmospheric you were fucking planetary you were the fucking you look lonely i can fix that blade runner bitch for literal real life actual years in my dopey ass dreams in no vague terms your face was literally fuckmassive you were doing meteor avoiding shit so reasonable but not so reasonable the fallout that followed

ohh you mean literally fuckmassive... well sorry for not taking the time to pinch you and pick you up off the planet first! i was in kind of a rush and sorry if that gave you nightmares for a million years too

no that wouldve made it worse way way way worse but thanks apology debt owed and collected on