every arbitrary bit of time that goes by without junior getting the digs back @itsDirk digs a shallower and shallower boy shawty grave as i unveil some of the most heinous shit ever said by this monstrous man ie “boobs are for the weak” “facecheck the pavement like a self respecting fucking adult” “if you have boobs i look down on you actually” “and i can barely look past the swollen tumor tatas on your face” “eyes up here” “like fucking where” “you are like two thirds pepperoni nipple”
paraphrasing heavily here but imagine if
I would get this tattooed but I'm all out of back space. Double it and give it to the next guy.
the next guy is the most disrespectful thing you have ever called the working class hero of a semi truck driver who will complaintlessly pump you full of the route 66 special and then never speak to you again and mind you i cannot even repeat the runner up