@irrefutableDecalogue — #championtips
/u Alr Kno The G O A T Asked: /why R U Gay Okay Runn|t. At Th|s Po|nt, | Can Tell Th|s |s Presumably Slang And |sn't Just A Word For "happy", But Not Only Do | Not Know What |t Means, | Know For A Fact You Don't Know What |t Means E|ther. | W|ll Not Look |t Up For You, Ptolmy Kanast Only Acts As A Tutor For Those He Sees Potent|al |n, And | Am Far Too Busy At Th|s Lumberjack|ng Compet|t|on To D|vert My Attent|on. | Can Tell One Of My Opponents |s Go|ng Through A Really Bad Break Up, And You Know How Hard People F|ght When They're L|ke That.
Anonymous Asked: Are You A H|gh Value Male? They W|ll F|nd Your Cadaver Extruded From A Ch|ldren's Play-doh Pasta Maker Toy Set.
| Have Some Freet|me Before | Commence My Search For The M|llenn|um Juju. You Are |nv|ted To Quest|on The Champ|on Duel|st To Eat Up Some T|me.
Anonymous Asked: We Know You Don't L|ke Cheat|ng At Ch|ldren's Card Games, But What About Underhanded Tact|cs |n General? Well Th|s |s A M|ldly More Complex Quest|on. |f |t's For The Sake Of Forc|ng Some Sn|vel|ng Dork "hero" To Face Me |n A Proper Duel And G|ve The|r All, Rather Than Hold Back For Some |nane Reason, | Wouldn't Be Aga|nst Hold|ng The|r Lusus' Pr|zed Card Hostage Or Someth|ng Along Those L|nes To Make That Duel Happen. But Most Other Contexts? |t's Not Part|cularly My Brand.
Anonymous Asks: Have You Ever Faced M|nd Control Before? Yes. Beforus |s Fa|rly Harsh On Those That Openly Abuse Ps|on|cs Of That Nature, So Underground Arenas Tend To Attract Those That Long To Use The Power They Were Born W|th. | Welcome The Challenge. That Be|ng Sa|d, Just Not Be|ng A Weak W|lled Dork Makes Them Bor|ng |n A 1v1 Env|ronment. Now |f | Could Duel One |n A More Populated Arena, That Could Be Potent|ally |nterest|ng.
Anonymous Asked: |n A 3 Way Deadlock, Who W|ns? P|rate, Cowtroll, Or Samura|? Now Th|s |s A Quest|on To Be Ask|ng A Duel|st, More L|ke These Would Be Apprec|ated. As For The Quest|on, The Answer |s Obv|ously A Samura|, |f We Are Us|ng The Strongest |nterpretat|on Of Each. All Of Them Have Guns, But Only The Samura| Has Armor, M|l|tary Tra|n|ng And A S|de Arm That |sn't Rust|ng From Sea Water, |n The Case Scenar|o That These Are All Trolls Durable Enough To Tank/fast Enough To Dodge Lower Cal|ber Bullets.
Anonymous Asked: Have You Ever Played Soccer W|th 4.99 On The L|ne? Now We Are Talk|ng, Th|s |s A Fantast|c Quest|on. That Be|ng Sa|d, The Stakes | Typ|cally Play For |s When L|ves Are On The L|ne. Or |ts To Save/destory A Local Commun|ty Center. You Would Be Surpr|sed How Frequently The Commun|ty Center Th|ng Happens On Beforus.
Anonymous Asks: So What Does Kanasta Corp Actually Make? We Sell H|gh End 3rd Party B|olog|cal Wetware For Tech, Such As Husktops, Shellphones And Flarp. Though That |s Mostly To Fund Our R&d Department Where The Geeks Cook Up The Toys | Use To Crush My Enem|es. Lame Quest|on By The Way, Ask Me About Othello Shadow Games Or Someth|ng.
Anonymous Asks: Any T|ps For Phys|cal Tra|n|ng? Trolls Have Very, Very W|de Ranges Of Stam|na, Factor|ng |n Bloodcaste And The Extreme Var|ants Of Phys|cal Mutat|ons. Th|s Makes |t D|ff|cult To Use Others As A L|tmus Test For Your Own Body, So You Should Make A Pr|or|ty To Document What You Know About Yourself |f You |ntend On Mak|ng Progress |n Your Strength. Us|ng Others For Mot|vat|on Can Also Garner Excellent Results. Noth|ng L|ke Dec|mat|ng Some |gnorant Peon At Double Dutch To Boost Morale.
Anonymous Asks: Have You Ever Been |n Love? | Feel L|ke A Quest|on Such As Th|s |s Bor|ng, No? | Don't L|ke Us|ng Such A Word So L|berally |n My Personal L|fe. But Adm|ttedly, Yes, | Have Been |n Love Before. |t Wasn't W|th A Person However. |t Was |n A Cloud, |n A Golden Dream. |t Was A Play. |t Was Ugly And Raw. |t Was Bl|nd|ngly Beaut|ful. |'ve Won Before. |'ve Lost Before. But |'ve Never Seen A F|ght Where The Conclus|on D|dn't Matter. |t Was Just A Dream However, Real|ty |s So Much More D|sappo|nt|ng Than Fantas|es Meant To Play |nto Your |nterests.
@doorguy Asks: Someth|ng | Can't Qu|te Follow W|th Complete Accuracy. To Avo|d M|srepresent|ng Your Words, | W|ll Be Post|ng An |mage |nstead. | Apprec|ate That You Understand The Appeal Of Paper And Even More Than That | Apprec|ate Your Sm|le. Never Let Someone Take That From You. Not Qu|te Sure What The Second Statement |s, But | Assure You | W|ll Not Be K|lled By Forks/reflect|ons, So There |s No Need To Sulk. My Most Favor|te Player Of A Game |nvolv|ng Bases And Balls, |s Champ|on Slaughter Sphere Player Battur Runman. H|s Comm|tment To The Game |s Someth|ng To Str|ve For. Be|ng A Card Would...Read more
Anonymous Asks: How Do You Feel About People Who Cheat On Ch|ldren's Card Games? Scum. Slothful, V|le Creatures That Paras|t|cally Cl|ng To The World W|th No Redeem|ng Qual|t|es Or Value They Add To Soc|ety. Even Worse, They D|srespect The Game |tself. Each One | Stamp Out W|th My Arman| Brand Pleather Boots, That |s My G|ft To The Masses And The Greatest Form Of Char|ty | Take Part |n.
@markzucc Asks: H|||| Pto!! :) H|||| How R Uu Ton|ghtt :) Not An |nqu|ry About Duel|ng, But Word From You |s Always Welcome Zucc|a. Of Course, | Am Do|ng Well, Crush|ng My Enem|es As You Would Except. The Fools Had No |dea Who They Were Challeng|ng To A Game Of "apples To Apples".
Shonen R|val Asks: Wh|ch Of The B|g Three |s The Best? One, Put Your Money Where Your Mouth |s W|th An Al|as L|ke That. My Dms Are Always Open For Ser|ous Duel|st Challengers. Secondly, Do | Look L|ke A Man That Would Answer Anyth|ng Other Than Bleach To Th|s Quest|on? The Others Are F|ne, But Bleach |s Clearly More Dramat|c.
Some R|d|culous Handle | Have No |ntent|on Of Typ|ng Asks: When Was The Last Tournament You Won? Last Apogee Was When The Last Reg|onal Duel Luc| Tournament Was Held That | Part|c|pated |n, There Are Lesser Events But They Are For Lesser Duel|st And | Des|re For My Future Compet|t|on To Have The Space Requ|red To Become A Real Threat. |f You Merely W|sh To Ask What Was The Last Off|c|al Compet|t|on | Part|c|pated |n, Not Solely Tournaments, Yestern|ght | Partook |n An Aura Pageant After Be|ng Challenged To Part|c|pate By Some Cur That Des|red Beat Me And Take Kanasta Corp. Of Course | Won, |'ve B...Read more
Don't Worry About |t Asked: Would You Do Anyth|ng For Power? Would You Cons|der Play|ng A Game That Ra|ns Meteors On Beforus |f |t Gave You The Power To Get Revenge? | Don't Th|nk Anyone Truly Wants Me To G|ve An Honest Answer To Th|s Query.
Anonymous Asks: What |s The Secret To Cr|spy Fr|ed Ch|cken? There |s No Venue Of Compet|t|on Ptolmy Kanast Dares Not Venture, So Of Course | Have An Answer. Use Tap|oca Flour |n The Dry Dredge.
Anoymous Asked: Strangest Guy You Have Ever Fought? Strange |s H|ghly Subject|ve. But | Would Say One Of The More Queer Opponents |'ve Faced Was An |nd|v|dual Who Cla|med To Have "d|no Dna" As |f That |mproved The|r Ab|l|t|es At Card Games? |t Actually D|d Somehow. Not Really Sure On The Log|c There Though.
Anonymous Asks: What |s Your Classpect Cardboy? F|rst, Do Not Call Me That. And Secondly, | Have No |dea As To What You Are Referenc|ng When You Say "classpect". | Assume |t |s For A Game, But | Have Yet To Play |t.
Anonymous Asks: You Clearly Have Some Anarchy Tendenc|es And Used To Be A Lost Weeaboo, Yet You Are A Ceo? What's Up W|th That Man. The Or|g|nal Phras|ng Of Th|s Had Vulgar|t|es |'m Not |nterested |n Typ|ng Out. |n Any Case | Had A Feel|ng | Would Eventually Be Quest|oned On Th|s. To Th|s | Have My Own Quest|on. What Do You Th|nk Revenge Requ|res? The Answer |s Power. | Had Noth|ng Except My Trusted Beast L|eutenants When My Clansmen Were Struck Down By An Unknown Assa|lant. | Had No Means To F|nd The Sl|me Who Took The|r L|ves, Nor D|d | Have The Strength To K|ll My Target Even |f | D|d F|nd The...Read more
Anonymous Asks: What |nstrument |s The Best For Aurafarm|ng. Now Th|s R|ght Here |s What We |n The |ndustry Call A Fantast|c Quest|on. As Such, | W|ll Go Beyond And G|ve You An |nstruct|onal T|erl|st You Can Reference As You Please.
Anonymous Asked: Are You Dem|sexual Because Someone Has To Beat You |n A Duel For You To Wanna H|t Your Phras|ng |s Revolt|ng, But Your Mean|ng |s Understood. The Answer |s No. | Respect Strength, But | Do Not Covet |t Carnally. |f You W|sh To Partner W|th Ptolmy Kanast, Champ|on Duel|st, You Need The Pusher Of A True Duel|st. W|nn|ng W|th No Respect For The Game, Or Blasted P|ty W|ll Merely Earn My Un|ron|c Wrath. But Los|ng Wh|le G|v|ng Your All |n Some Aspect Of Your L|fe, Conv|ct|on To One Day Be The Best, | Could Hypothet|cally Work W|th That. | Could Tra|n That. though Adm|ttedly | Don't Qu|t...Read more
Anonymous Asks: How Do You F|ght When You're Scared? To Duel, You Do Not Erase Fear, But |nstead Use Your Fear As A Tool To |nst|nct|vely Defend. We Have |t For Good Reason. The Day You Stop Be|ng Scared |s A S|gn You Are Grow|ng Overconf|dent, And You'll L|kely Be |n The Grave Soon. Just Try To Understand That Wh|le Fear |s Useful, |t |s Not Your Master, |t |s An Adv|sor At Best.
F|l|gree Hallowen Or Trycks Treats Asks: Where Are You On The Journey To Mastery W|th T|ddlyw|nks? A Quest|on From A Troll W|th A T|tle. Most |mpress|ve, | Would Be |nterested To Hear How One Acqu|red One L|ke Yours. Now For The Quest|on. No Trolls Journey W|th A Game |s Ever Truly Completed, However T|ddlyw|nks |s What We |n Duel|st Commun|ty Cons|der To Be A Game W|th A "solved Metagame". W|th Generat|ons Of Play, |nnovat|on And Merc|less Underground Shadow Games, The Presumed Opt|mal Sequences To W|n Has Been D|scovered, Leav|ng Strategy A Th|ng Of The Past And Everyth|ng To Be Merely A Test Of...Read more
@cat|on|cagon|st Asked: To Paraphrase, |f | Had To Keep One Card |n All Of My Future Duel Luc| Decks. What Would | Choose? F|nally, A Good Quest|on. Log|cally, And For The Sake Of Act|onable Adv|ce, | Would Suggest P|ck|ng One Of The Many Evergreen Handtraps That Plague The Format. A Certa|n Blossom|ng Ash Comes To M|nd. But Personally | Would Keep The Shape Of My Very Soul, Teal Eyes Ult|mate Hydra |n My Extra Deck. The Resemblance To My Lusus |s A Morale Booster.
Anonymous Asked: What |s Your Lusus. Th|s |s Not An |nqu|ry About Games Or |mprov|ng Your Capab|l|t|es As A Duel|st. Do Better. But | Can Answer Regardless. My Lusus |s Hydradad, The M|ghty Beast You See On My Header. An Errat|c Guard|an, But One That | Can Always Have Fa|th |n To Cause Very Expens|ve Publ|c Property Damage.