this human invwention, the la-z-boy, is not unlike the plush thrones i used to grace on my commanding fleets, or in aristocratic ball rooms. howvwevwer, on old alternia, wvwe did not havwe a massage function in the seats. i havwen't receivwed a massage in too many swvweeps to count. i almost drooled. if any attractivwe humans wvwith soft hands find themselvwes in my presence, make it knowvwn to me if you can satiate these tactile needs. you'd be handsomely rewvwarded.
wvwell, i'm not sure wvwhat you expected. seems to me like you can splash others just fine but you drowvwn in an instant.
i get that response a lot, but only from humans and beforans. you clearly don't havwe any perspectivwe on alternia, or at least wvwhat it wvwas like. for me, this kind of hostility barely scratches the surface. if you'd like, i can teach you all about the romantic and trench like depths of a true alternian insult fling, a hate kiss, a pitch wvwhirlwvwind. all you'd havwe to do is say, "take me".
i havwe no fucking idea wvwhat that is. if you're going to mentally check out and start making up bat shit gibberish, can you at least do it under someone else's post so you don't clog my screen wvwith unbearably bright green? you should consider a rebranding of yourself. others may take you seriously if you do.