Suspended

This troll has been asked to take a permanent break from social media.

Reason: User was investigated by the moderation team and found to be under the age of majority in the US & CAN. Site users below the age of 18 are not permitted on Chittr under any circumstances. Violation of OOC Rules: 1. Be Respectful // 3. Keep It Safe // 13. Age Requirements.

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JAHNET

@jahnetAssistant

SHE dms open. Always. Ring Ring Ring

Blood: RustKult Score: 411Kull Score: 59510 followers 4 following

♥ liked ♠ hated ♦ pitied ♣ mediated

PINNED CHITT

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Since Ritchy Made It Noticed That He's Not Clocking In For The Rest Of The Month, We'll Be Taking Turns Relaxing Our Butts In His Desk Chair.

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

No One Has Picked Up The Phone Yet. This Is Making Me. nervous. this Is Terrible!

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@divineMechanicals[DM]

ring ring

↩ @divineMechanicals[DM]

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Not The Same.

↩ @jahnetAssistant[JA]

Reverified

A user of reestablished repute.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@divineMechanicals[DM]

aww

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

I Am Still Alive, Somehow.

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Ritchy Keldam, The Poem Of Ecstasy

@croesusVirtuoso[CV]

𝄞 ✧ How's the b♩g boss do♩♫g?

↩ @croesusVirtuoso[CV]

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

I Have Not Heard Back From Him.

↩ @jahnetAssistant[JA]

Ritchy Keldam, The Poem Of Ecstasy

@croesusVirtuoso[CV]

𝄞 ✧ St♩♪♪ stuck ♩ take ♩t.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

YOU’RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME.

Kult: +55

Kull: +50

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.10

@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. who you vagueposting about today my guy. my buddy chum pal buddy.

↩ @miniatureCollector[MC]

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

…NO.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. yis :o)

↩ @miniatureCollector[MC]

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

NO.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@miniatureCollector[MC]

Sooo.. aww. :oC

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@canyouKeepit[CK]

you forgot to tag this #vaguepost, Lord English.

↩ @canyouKeepit[CK]

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I DO WHAT I WANT.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@canyouKeepit[CK]

so it was a vaguepost.

↩ @canyouKeepit[CK]

Verified

A user of established repute

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

…YES.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@canyouKeepit[CK]

I see, I see. good luck with that yearning.

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Whatever.

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

My Line. My Phone Ring Ring

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

I'm Tired Of The Line Getting Interrupted By Unrelated People. Why Is Ritchy On The Same Line As The Villain Line?!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

There Was A Piano Tune On The Other End Of The Line Today. Curious.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

I Think An Alternative Version Of Ritchy Interrupted My Line Tolight. He Told Me To Bring Him A Coffee..

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

SpotifyThe Word Becomes FleshBoards of Canada · Inferno · Song · 2026open.spotify.com

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Line Is Too Busy. Ugh. I Need To Know If Starbucks Is Open.

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

My Candy Wrapper Joke Didn't Seem As Funny Today, Something Must Be Wrong With Me.

Kult: +8

Kull: +2

Total: 10

Ratio: 4.00

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Isn't It Nice Knowing Things No One Else Does?

Kult: +27

Kull: +10

Total: 37

Ratio: 2.70

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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transgender

love yourself

@aphysicalAmusement[AA]

wouldn't you like to know.

↩ @aphysicalAmusement[AA]

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Haha.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

I Have.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

I Do Not Like The Fake Santa That Shakes His Booty.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Not Touching That.

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Phone Is Taking Longer Than Usual. i Am Eating A "burger" Despite Not Needing It.

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

??????? Ritchy??? Wants???? To Quit??????? What???????

Kult: +6

Total: 6

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Okay, I'm Up Now.

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Ritchy Is In Danger? Do I Need To Keep Warming His Seat Or Can I Get Up Now?

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈

This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

get up girl it’s gonna 8e a little 8iy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cryhoundColoratura[CC]

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

Okay.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@jahnetAssistant[JA]

I Remember The Nights Ritchy Pleaded To Hursus To Get Some Extra Hours In To "help Him Out With His Husktop". Good Times, Except When They Got Loud. don't Tell Ritchy I Said This By The Way. #suggestive