

JAHNET
@jahnetAssistant
SHE dms open. Always. Ring Ring Ring
Since Ritchy Made It Noticed That He's Not Clocking In For The Rest Of The Month, We'll Be Taking Turns Relaxing Our Butts In His Desk Chair.

YOU’RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME.
I'm Tired Of The Line Getting Interrupted By Unrelated People. Why Is Ritchy On The Same Line As The Villain Line?!
There Was A Piano Tune On The Other End Of The Line Today. Curious.
I Think An Alternative Version Of Ritchy Interrupted My Line Tolight. He Told Me To Bring Him A Coffee..
My Candy Wrapper Joke Didn't Seem As Funny Today, Something Must Be Wrong With Me.
Isn't It Nice Knowing Things No One Else Does?
I Do Not Like The Fake Santa That Shakes His Booty.
Phone Is Taking Longer Than Usual. i Am Eating A "burger" Despite Not Needing It.
??????? Ritchy??? Wants???? To Quit??????? What???????
Ritchy Is In Danger? Do I Need To Keep Warming His Seat Or Can I Get Up Now?
I Remember The Nights Ritchy Pleaded To Hursus To Get Some Extra Hours In To "help Him Out With His Husktop". Good Times, Except When They Got Loud. don't Tell Ritchy I Said This By The Way. #suggestive

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