JAHNET
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SHE dms open. Always. Ring Ring Ring
“I didn’t know you came in on the weekend.” I LIVE HERE.
morning mister trollbama how are you man
Good morning, Strider. I am well, but we’ll see what the day holds.
You_deserve_a_vacation_Mr_trollbama_president_sir_._please_leave_the_presidential_hive_._._._._.
true that hopefully it stays a nice one
... Is that a threat??
uh_no_I_just_think_you_are_always_at_work_and_if_i_were_you_,_that_would_make_me_want_to_kill_myself_in_a_really_unsexy_way_._just_want_you_to_idk_see_the_ocean_or_something_.
I have seen the ocean recently, but thank you! Your concern is appreciated.
[GOOD NIGHT #HITTR RI$E AND $HINE OR WHATEVER I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY]
I'm Not A Highblood Or A Lowblood. I Just Like Red.
Ring Ring Ring oh? what? it's..for Me? oh Well, Thank You.
I Shouldnt Have Said That Oh Gog He Will Be Mad At Me
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] wh0 wi11? [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmnnnn. [END MESSAGE]
I Do Not Need Anyones Silly Predispositioned Biological Needs. I Can Go Sweeps Without Food Or Water Or Air.
That's the spirit! Only through true perseverence shall one rise on top, hahaha! ...I can't help but distrust you about the whole statement, though. Sweeps? Even I, the great Willly Affton, can't help but eat berries off in the forest I'm hiding in every day.
Hm. No, I choose to not believe you. No biological being can live off zero sustenance for that period of time. Hell, not even animated robotics can! Everything that has some semblance of a soul requires some resource to keep ticking. What's your excuse?
Yeah, well, you're not making a good case for yourself in being trustworthy! Clearly, a deep flaw that shall be your downfall. Haahaahaa...
... ... ...Okay. I apologize. Nothing happened here. ...Hear that? Nothing happened! Everything's fine!
I Am Never In Any Need Of "sex" Nor "self-stimulation" Because, Firstly, I Don't Feel Anything And Second I Simply Don't Have A Biological Need To. #nsfw
#ACEPRIDE
In 1987 On The Coastal Beaches Of Western Alternia A Whale Lusus Washed Up, The Rotting Corpse Retained Special Bacteria And Parasites. that's How Aqualice Came To Be.
Knowledgeable Queen.
the jester militia is astutely aware of how much coffee is consumed by the average troll populous. THATS WHY YOU SHOULD GROW YOUR OWN, TO AVOID BEING A KNOWN METRIC.
Coffee is a much needed resource for any self-respecting troll! Expecting every single one of them to grow their own is absolutely ridiculous, even if an awfully alluring prospect in order to go under the government's eye...
>> Good duડk, B¡evey :))
I AM FREE TO POST AS I LIKE i am not here to swansong you the IMMENSELEY MUNDANE STORY of my disappearance
ummm y would they care about how much coffee sum1 drinkz o_o૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
If....anyone...needs coffee...grown from local sources...I have much...to spare... (^ o ^ ❀)
I Am Awake. i Don't Sleep, For That Matter. Hi.
A fell.o°w wizened awake .o°ne yes
Watching Over This Light. Bye.
[YOURE REAL A$ FU#K JAHNET]
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