I Do Not Need Anyones Silly Predispositioned Biological Needs. I Can Go Sweeps Without Food Or Water Or Air.

That's the spirit! Only through true perseverence shall one rise on top, hahaha! ...I can't help but distrust you about the whole statement, though. Sweeps? Even I, the great Willly Affton, can't help but eat berries off in the forest I'm hiding in every day.

Hm. No, I choose to not believe you. No biological being can live off zero sustenance for that period of time. Hell, not even animated robotics can! Everything that has some semblance of a soul requires some resource to keep ticking. What's your excuse?

Yeah, well, you're not making a good case for yourself in being trustworthy! Clearly, a deep flaw that shall be your downfall. Haahaahaa...

... ... ...Okay. I apologize. Nothing happened here. ...Hear that? Nothing happened! Everything's fine!
