
would you rather have no genitals or have genitals that can stretch across a football field?? this is a really important question. #nsfw

uh, yeah.

ᐖ LIEK I PIᑈK ᐖA SIZE AN IT STAY ᐖERE? ᑈULᐖNT I JUS MAKE IT BE ᐖA SIZE IT IZ NOW? ᐛ

ᐖ ANᐖ OKAYE GOOᐖ I WUZ WORRIEᐖ. ᐖIᐖ U KNOW IF U HOLᐖ IT TOO MUᑈH U ᑈAN GET KIBNEY STONES. #PEEPEEROᑈK ᐛ

i guess, yeah. you either have like a football field sized pool noodle for a dick or no dick at all. also, you can't refuse to choose, you HAVE to pick one.

o| My sHiT So bIg cAlL Me wEsLeY WaRrEn jR |o

but your name is brelre gheekh.

o| AnD YoU GoNn cAlL Me wEsLeY WaRrEn jR |o

ᐖ ERMMMMM ᐖA BIG ONE SOUNᐖ KINᐖA INᑈONVENET I GUESS I WULᐖ ᐖO NONE. ITZ OK ᐖOE ᑈUZ Iᐖ STILL HAV HOLEZ N SHIT STILL Xᐖ #NSFW ᐛ

if you say so, brelre gheekh!
