JEVIL
@jevilsKnife
* I CAN DO ANYTHING! * MY PRONOUNS ARE ANYTHING TOO UWHAHA!
* DEALMAKER? * PUPPET SCARF? * PLEASE, PLEASE! * THOSE ARE THE TOOLS OF A LESSER SUPERBOSS! * EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST SUPER BOSSES DROP JEVILSTAILS AND DEVILSKNIFES! * THE BEST OF THE BEST OF SUPER BOSSES DONT NEED POWERED UP SUPER ARMOR TO STAND A CHANCE AGAINST LIGHTNERS * THEY DONT NEED TO BE SILENT AND MYSTERIOUS WITH FANS DEBATING WHO THEY COULD POSSIBLY BE UNDER THERE * THEY DONT NEED TO BE IN A SECRET VIDEO GAME * THEY DONT NEED TO BE CRAZY OLD MEN COOPED UP IN A LIGHTNERS TWISTED DREAM! * THEY DONT NEED TO BE CUTE CAT GIRLS WITH BOMBS OUT THE WAZOO! * THEY JUST NEED TO BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING! * UWAHAHHA!
* IM NOT QUITE FEELING MYSELF TODAY! * MAYBE IM YOU! * UWAHAHA!
* OH MY WHAT FUN! * WHAT JOY! * UWAHAHHA
* I GO WHERE I PLEASE * AND FLOW WHERE I SNEEZE! * WHAT HO WHAT FUN! * BUT WOE? * THIS LITTLE LIGHTENER IS LOCKED AWAY? * SHAME AND WOE AND CRY * WOULDNT YOU PREFER TO COME OUTSIDE AND BE FREE WITH ME? * WE CAN PLAY SUCH GAMES!
* SPIN AROUND THE RING AROUND * WHAT JOY WHAT A YIPPIE DOO DAH DAY! * A MERRY BLOSSOM IN MY HEART! * BUT OH WOAH? WHATS THIS? * WOE! * YOURE LOCKED AWAY? * WOULDNT YOU RATHER BE OUTSIDE AND FREE LIKE ME?
* DOESNT SEEM SO FROM MY PERSPECTIVE! * SEEMS TO ME THERES SOME BARS BETWEEN YOU AND ME! * JUST FIND THE KEY AND BE FREE WITH ME, ME!
* OF COURSE, OF COURSE! * UNTIL THEN DEAR LIGHTNER * I AWAIT YOUR RETURN! * UWAHAHAH
* THE MAN BEHIND THE TREE? * NO, NO * A SIMPLE FOOL WOULDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT! * BUT HE SEEMS LIKE HES GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU! * UWAHAHAH!
* YOUR SIMPLE CHAOS IS MY WORLD REVOLVING * MY CHAOS IS YOUR WORLD ENDING * WE ARE NOT THE SAME!
* LETS DO THE CHAOS OF OUR SOULS! * UWAHAHHA!
OH HOW EXCELLENT. YOUR APPEARANCE IS MOST UNEXPECTED BUT NOT UNWELCOME!
* MY DEAR DOCTOR FRIEND * WOULDNT YOU KNOW I THRIVE IN THE UNEXPECTED! * IVE BEEN HERE AND WAS ALREADY HERE FIRST AND FOREMOST! * BUT WOE! LOCKED AWAY YOU ARE! * WONT YOU FIND THE KEY AND COME BE FREE WITH ME ONCE MORE?
HEHEHE HOHOHO HAHAHA AH, PERHAPS! BUT THERE ARE MANY DUTIES TO ATTEND TO. EGGS TO CRACK, OMELETS TO MAKE, FAN FICTIONS TO WRITE. PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME. YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS, AFTER ALL.
* OH MY DEAR WINGUS DINGUS! * DONT YOU KNOW! * YOURE A VERY DEAR FRIEND TO ME AS WELL! * I STILL HAVE THAT SPECIAL GIFT! * AND SPEAKING OF OMELEETS TO CRACK SOME EGGS AND FANS TO FICTION * THE HARDER YOU SMACK THE MORE THEY CRACK! * UWAHAHHA!
* YOUVE MET THE CARDS THE GAMES THE TOYS * THE COMPUTERS THE ADS THE SPAM * THE TV THE SHADOWS THE CHANNELS * THE OLD MAN THE WATER THE STORY * THE FIELD THE FLOWERS THE CAT * WHATEVER WILL COME NEXT WHAT FUN, FUN!
* OH HEY IF IT AINT THE RAWRING KNIGHT
* SO? * IM BUT A CARD, CARD IN YOUR LITTLE LIGHT WORLD! * JUST GO IN THERE GET THE CARD PUT ME IN A DARKWORLD! * ILL HAVE SUCH FUN, FUN!
* I SPELL AS I PLEASE AND DO AS I WANT * I HAVE MY FUN, FUN!
My title is "the Roaring Knight" because I am the Knight of the Roaring (read as Houkou no Kishi). In other words, I am the Kamen Rider who brings about the prophecied apocalypse. The jester is insulting you two.
To my knowledge, my universe's version of you is currently in the possession of that *fucking* Hope girl.
You know what? Hell fuckin YEAH!!!! Do what you want and don't take SHIT from nobody!
WHY ARE YOU A FUCKING WEEB IN YOUR UNIVERSE. Also, bringing the apocalypse is fucking stupid. How are you supposed to have badass fights when there's nobody left to fight, you IDIOT.
By micromanaging the method of the prophecy's execution, carefully applying a spin to an existing narrative, I can ensure my walled garden remains in permanent stasis despite the outside world's ruin, like a dreambubble. Imagine a martyr who died and said fuck. Your partner claims to have a similar ideal, you should know this.
* OH GOOD THEN * AT LEAST IM DOING MY OWN THANG! * RUNNING AROUND CAUSING MY SWEET CHAOS, CHAOS!
* THERE ARE THINGS ABOVE AND THINGS BELOW * ALL THE THINGS ARE HERE AND THERE * SO NEAR SO FAR SO WHEREVER THEY ARE!
* UWAHAHHA * SPIN, SPIN, SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
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* DONT YOU KNOW? * THE ANGELS HEAVEN IS THE HELLS ROAR? * THE DEPTHS WILL BE AND HAVE BEEN ALWAYS? * ALL WE HAVE IS GAMES AND CHAOS!
WE HAVE GAMES. WE HAVE CHAOS UNDENIABLY! BUT WE DON'T HAVE PROFILE PICTURES THAT CAN LOAD RELIABLY! HEE HEE!
* IS MY PROFILE PICTURE HARD TO SEE? * SHAME, SHAME! * ITS JUST ME! * DOING MY DANCE IN MY SWEET SWEET FREEDOM!
Declare for Chaos and start killing angels/deleting prophecies. Reach freedom through violence.
* UWAHAHA SPEAKING MY KINDA LANGUAGE! * SAD TO SAY WOE TO SAY * EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE CARD CASTLE KINGDOM LOCKED THEMSELVES AWAY, AWAY * WOE, WOE! * WOULD IF I COULD! * BUT I REMAIN TRAPPED, TRAPPED * IN MY LITTLE BIT OF FREEDOM! * IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD COME JOIN ME TOGETHER WE COULD DELETE PROPHECIES AND REACH TRUE FREEDOM TOGETHER! * UWAHAHHA
I still have no intention of setting foot in that shitass town ever again but it seems like we're on the same wavelength. The last time we interacted I had no idea what your deal was but you seem alright. Who knows, I might be able to pull some bullshit.
* MY DEAL IS SIMPLE DEAR LIGHTNER * CHAOS, CHAOS, CHAOS! * I PLAY MY LITTLE GAMES I SPIN MY LITTLE WORLD AND I SMILE MY LITTLE SMILE! * THE WORLD REVOLVES FOR ME AND ME ALONE! * I HAVE SUCH FUN, FUN! UWHAHAHA