JEVIL
@jevilsKnife
* I CAN DO ANYTHING! * MY PRONOUNS ARE ANYTHING TOO UWHAHA!
* WHAT CAN I SAY, SAY * IM A RELATABLE FELLA! * BUT WOE, WOE I SAY! * I FORETELL AND FORESEE * YOURE LOCKED UP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! * WONT YOU FIND AND FIX THE KEY THEN COME OUTSIDE AND PLAY GAMES WITH ME?
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* WHAT JOY WHAT WHIMSY WHAT GLEE FILLS MY HEART * MY DIAMONDS SPADES AND CLUBS TOO UWHEHEHE! * THE KEY IS IN THREE PIECES THAT OLD CAT KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE BETTER THAN I WOULD! * THE SHOP KEEP IS A SHOP KEYP! * IM COUNTING ON YOU!
* I SEE YOUVE PLAYED RING AROUND BEFORE! * HOW WONDROUS HOW GLEEFUL WHAT FUN WHAT JOY! * WHAT FUN WE COULD HAVE TOGETHER IF ONLY YOU WERE FREE LIKE ME! * LOCKED AWAY IN YOUR MASSIVE CAGE WHILE IM ROTTING AWAY IN MY LITTLE FREEDOM * WONT YOU COME OUTSIDE AND PLAY WITH ME?
* aahh i would love to but i'm * i'm awfully busy you see i simply do not have the time..! * very considerate invitation of course yet i will have to decline for the time being. maybe next time haha
* WHAT SHAME WHAT WOE TO BE HAD! * A LITTLE GUY LIKE ME LOCKED ALL ALONE IN MY FREEDOM! * BOO HOO WOE WOE! * AND HERE I WAS GOING TO OFFER TO PLAY MONOPOLY WITH YOU! * OR MAYBE EVEN BOGGLE!
* BOGGLE IS A GAME A SIMPLE LETTERS GAME! * MIX THE CUBES SPELL SOME WORDS MOST UNIQUE WORDS WINS UWAHAHA!
* i'm no good at word games... sounds fun on it's own though! * perhaps i will give it a shot one day :]
* THEN PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE A DIFFERENT GAME, GAME * I LOVE TO PLAY THEM MAYBE LETTERS GAME ARENT YOUR CUP OF TEA, TEA * MAYBE WHAT A TROLL LIKE YOU DESIRES IS A SIMPLE NUMBERS GAME? * IVE GOT THE PERFECT ONE IN MIND TOO UWAHAHHA * UNO!
* i do love me a game of uno... * ah but you see i got no time, time! truly unfortunate, i know. next time for sure though! next time for sure
* #DELTAHOUR * HOW SILLY HOW CRAZY HOW GOOFY WACKY TOO! * AS IF YOU COULD DEDICATE ONLY ONE HOUR TO SOMETHING THAT IS YOUR EVERY WAKING MOMENT! * UWAHAHAH
* A "BIG SHOT"! * UWAHAHA * IVE SEEN YOUR SHOTS, SHOTS * THEYRE NOT EVEN THAT BIG! * MY JEVILSKNIFE BOMBS ON THE OTHER HAND! UWAHAHHA!
* SUCH JOY SUCH WHIMSY ON THE TIMELINE ON THIS DAY~ * BRINGS A SMILE SHINING ACROSS THE DEW UPON THE GRASS! * THE SCARLET FOREST SPARKLES WITH GLEE WHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
* WHO KEEPS SPINNING THE WORLD?
* WHATS THIS? * A MERRY FRIEND ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND? * A JOY A GLEE A MERRY MAKING INDEED! * COME OUT AND PLAY WITH ME! * INTO THE FREEDOM AND OUT OF THE CAGE!
* A MERRY MAKING GLEE UPON YOU! * STUFF TO BE DONE AND JOY TO BE MAD! * HAVING FUN AND MAKING MERRY WHEHEHE! * COME PLAY MY GAME WITH ME AND WE WILL MAKE SUCH SWEET FUN ONCE YOU FREE YOURSELF!
* KEEP FOLLOWING THAT SALESMAN * WHOEVER YOU ARE! * PARANOIA AND FEAR IN HIS LITTLE HEAD BRING ME JOY, JOY! * UWAHAHA!
STOP THAT!! YOU [[Director's Cut]] THAT OUT!! RIGHT TH1S INST4nt
* AHHH SPAMTON, SPAMTON! * SO NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN ON LITTLE OLE ME! * HOWS THE TV AND PIPIS? * OH WAIT! * UWAHAHA!
IT'S *TROLL SP4MTON* TO YOU !! YOU DON'T GET TO DROP THE [[Trololololo]] UnLE$S I LIKE YOU !! &AND YOU? I D0N'T!! NOT [[one-bit]] !!
* FUNNY STUFF SPAMMY OLE CHUM! * OLD PAL * OLE HEARTS DIAMONDS SPADES AND CLUBS! * WHY DONT YOU DROP BY MY CELL * MAYBE COME PLAY A GAME IN MY LITTLE POCKET OF FREEDOM WITH ME! * FOR OLE TIMES SAKE? * OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY CHASING FREEDOM IN THE BASMENT UWAHAHHA!
HMM... WELL! COMP4RED TO MY H3AP, YOUr [[Practicily]] LIV1NG IN A SINGL3-ST0RY [[Bungadero]] !! I COULD [[Can't Afford!]] TO STOP BY. AHAEHAEHAEHAE !!
* OH SPAMTON O' BRICKS I WOULDNT DREAM OF CHARGING YOU FOR SIMPLY STOPPING BY! * MAYBE FINDING THE KEYS AND LETTING THE FREEDOM OUT! * YOU SCRATCH MY BACK I SCRATCH YOURS * IMAGINE IT A JESTER DISTRACTING THE QUEEN GIVING YOU ALL THE TIME YOU NEED DOWN THERE~
FRE3DOM, YOU SAY ? AHAEHAEHAE !! I [[1 troll likes this]] THE S0UND OF THAT !!
* THEN YOUR PATH IS SET BEFORE YOU! * COME TO THE CARD DARKWORLD! * FIND THE KEYS THE SHOPKEEP IS MORE OF A SHOPKEYP * THERES THREE COMBINE THEM ALL AND COME BE FREE WITH ME!
* A BEACH, BEACH? * NEVER BEEN NEVER WILL BE * HOW WOESOME HOW SADATUDE * COULDNT YOU JUST CRY YOUR EYES RIGHT OUT YOUR HEAD?
* THE STORIES THE TALES * IM SURE YOUVE HEARD THEM * WHISPERED IN HUSHED TONES * SPOKEN OF SOFTLY * BEWARE THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS * ITS RUDE TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE WHOS LISTENING * SO ON AND SO LONG * IM HERE TO TELL LITTLE OLE YOU THAT THEYRE ALL TRUE, TRUE! * WHO DO YOU THINK OPENED MY EYES? * OR WAS ON THE PUPPETS PHONE? * WHOS THE MOST FREE OF US ALL? * THATS RIGHT * THE MAN YOUVE ALL KNOWN FOR SO LONG * THE NAME YOUVE SPOKEN OF IN WHISPERS AND SILENCE * PETER Q DIMPLES JR!
* PEOPLE OUT HERE STEALING MY BITS, BITS! * BACK IN MY DAY WE CAME UP WITH OUR OWN THING!
* TELL THAT SECOND RATE SECOND FIDDLE THAT HE CAN ROAST ON THE THIRD RATE GRIDDLE!
* NO, NO IM NOT MAD I DIDNT MAKE THE LIST OR ANYTHING * IM FINE, FINE!