← @hedgehogObliterator

FINDING MY JOURNEY TO GET OFF THIS PLANET LEADING ME BACK TO GREEN HILL IS RATHER DISAPPOINTING. I WAS HOPING TO MAKE CONTACT WITH OTHERS ON THIS PLANET. AND BY OTHERS, I MEAN OTHERS THAT AREN'T SMARTMOUTHED MULTICOLORED LUSII. ALTERNIA MAY HAVE BEEN FULL OF ANNOYING LOWBLOODS BUT AT LEAST NONE OF THEM DESTROYED MY ROBOTS INDISCRIMINATELY!!!

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20

i’m a bit confused, are you trying to get away from or to alternia?

I WAS BANISHED OFF ALTERNIA, AND THE PLANET I'VE FOUND MYSELF ON IS FULL OF CREATURES THAT FRUSTRATE ME TO NO END. I WANT TO GET OFF THIS ROCK AND TAKE OVER THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE.

oh, i’m sorry. if you knew anything about portals maybe i could help you! that way we could trade places. assuming the creatures are humans.

THEY'RE LUSII, ANIMALS!!! STRANGE ONES THAT WALK AND TALK!!! I STILL CURRENTLY HAVE NO WAY TO OPEN A PORTAL, AS THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME TO SET UP AN END POINT WHERE I WANT IT TO COME OUT. ANOTHER THEORY HOWEVER INVOLVES THE MYSTERIOUS ENERGY SIGNATURE THAT HAS APPEARED AT SOUTH ISLAND...

that sounds kind of nice actually. i wanna go to that planet.