I'm trying to relax and this blasted crewv of mine is making to much noise on the top deck, might take control of the helm and sail seaport bound for a little vwhile since resting is out of the option for me, maybe sail to land and go out to buy myself some proper Ale, grog and rum for myself. #substance
VWhat, don't you get the chance to go out sailing often?
☆ > No ☆ > Busy conchtantly 8=(
Ah the price of being royalty I suppose.
☆ > Yes ☆ > I get free moments to head down to the shore now and again
Honestly you should be able to vwisit the fuckin shore vwhenevwer you vwant, you are royalty after all.
☆ > My ancestor loads me down with his work so that HE can visit the shore whenever he wants ☆ > Pain in the ass ☆ > The real problem is getting good kelp ☆ > They keep hiring idiots to assist me and I end up having to fi✖ things ☆ > The mu✖ on this site are looking more appealing as hires at this point
Good cod, it's that bad?
☆ > The management here is terrible ☆ > Wasn't always ☆ > But these last two sweeps have been terrible
Honestly, I say just fuckin cull em and get newv staff at that point, it's vwhat I do vwhenevwer I havwe incompetent crevwmates on my ship.
☆ > Culling would keep them around for even longer ☆ > Unless you mean the Alternian cull in which case it wouldn't be the first time I've killed incompetent staff ☆ > Usually I just hang them off of things to shame them so they can think about what they've done while I engage the firing process ☆ > I'm going to fire my hiring manager though because I suspect she's the root problem here ☆ > And I might do it with an arrow through her neck