The Final Word: "Oh! Yes! If you are going to cause the apocalypse anyways, w…" | chittr

Oh! Yes! If you are going to cause the apocalypse anyways, why not me instead of that stinky game?

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@goldenScarab[GS]

let me eat just one page it'll be funny

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What would you be willing to give for a page?

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@goldenScarab[GS]

idk a horn chip?

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... fine. Do you agree to the terms as written? (I, Azazel, will provide The Final Word a chip of my horn in exchange for a page of itself.)

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@goldenScarab[GS]

i mean do you want my true name or is azazel fine?

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The name does not truly matter. I will exact my cost with your agreement, though you should save your true name for a greater bargain.

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eh its a name that cannot be stolen or taken by others and most cannot speak it and others no longer say it from shame of my fall but yeah sure, I, Zazzles Dazzles, will provide The Final Word a chip of one of my horns in exchange for a page of itself.

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(The transaction is instantaneous. A truly mundane page, aged beyond recognition, slices a chip of horn from Azazel as it appears, the chip of horn vanishing as it is severed.)

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@goldenScarab[GS]

(eats the page)

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Pleasure doing business with you.

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