castor
@keenWunderkind
the ACTUA/ castor not that fake ass.
777 < every 7ime i shave my legs i pu7 7hem in cas7or's lap and 7ell him 7o feel how smoo7h i am
777 < hairy 7rolls uni7e
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laddie followed mey back :)
mate teases folk cannae unerstand mey speak i tink tey can jusfen
you knoww howw to speak and still choose to type like this
@keenWunderkind get a load a this guy
you got to cheat to do it evven gazer doesnt need his psionics to kick my ass
provve it
i can hear my stupid ass ancestor. why is he on board.
because hes better than you
Looking for a surgeon who can at least fumble their way through human anatomy. #surgery
8=l < That sounds easy enough, I have done similar work in the past 8=l < The distant past
8=l < A few millenia 8=l < I have no doubts of your survival hoofever 8=l < If it's an emergency I can perform it and then refer you to one of the medi% I know
It's urgent, but not an emergency. There's a time crunch, but it's not immediate. Survival is critical. Not for me, but for you.
8=l < While I doubt my survival is a factor 8=l < I still have to a% what you mean
Your friend's not confident in you. My survival is critical for anyone working on me. I am the last threshold between safety and inexistence. My sire is overbearing.
Let me know what you desire in return. I have several avenues of payment depending on your interests.
How so?
you said you cou/d fix me when a// i said was i need a fudge cake. you cou/d a said /ike. i cou/d fix you up or somethin.
It's a meme thing. You look at a little fucked up guy and say, I could fix him. That was the vi8e. Anyway yeah, I can get you a fudge cake.
fucked up guy. okay then you put it on the wrong post i guess. what the fuck.
You're fucked up 8ecause you don't have the fudge cake. What part of this metaphor are you not following, Castor????????
Uuuuuuuugh. Forget it. I have a transportalizer now. Come get you a fudge cake.
Fine. What kind of cake do you want? Like fudge flavored cake? A lava cake? What's your poison?
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777 < i deserve all of 7hem 777 < nex7 7ime i wan7 your claws