see like raise your hand if youve found another you but its actually john in sunglasses and you try to steal them off his face like pulling the mask off a scooby doo villain but theres another pair of shades underneath bc hes both john and you and you know you would totally do that too in his place
… YOU HAD SOME WEIRD ASS DREAM AFTER DRINKING APPLE JUICE BEFORE BED, DIDN’T YOU?
howd you know
MY FIANCE HAS WEIRD DREAMS LIKE THIS TOO FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON. IT HAPPENS WITH NOTHING ELSE. THAT AND HOW THE FUCK COULD JOHN BE YOU IN SHADES UNLESS FOR SOME ODD REASON YOU FOUND THE RARE OF ALL RARE’S. A JOHNDAVESPRITE. OR WHAT JUNE HAS REFERRED IT TO. “THE PEPSICOLASPRITE”
john is scary blonde it was a nightmare ive clearly not recovered from the encounter anyway i hate that sprite name im gonna have another nightmare
TELL ME ABOUT IT. AND REALLY? I DIDNT THINK HE WOULD LOOK SCARY BLOND BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW.
maybe if the strands of your own hair were practically transparent youd understand he looked like a friggin youtuber the kind who do lets plays of mobile games and get sponsored by honey
… EW. YOU KNOW THE KIND OF FACE I’M GIVING AT THIS HORRIFIC THOUGHT NOW. THANKS. I’M GOING TO BE STUCK HAVING NIGHTMARE ABOUT IT FOR SWEEPS.
ill see you there man
WELL AT LEAST I WOULD HAVE COMPANY.