King K. Rool
@kommanderKrool
THE LUSUS-KING OF ALL KREMLINGS! LOOKING TO ADD A KONG-PELT TO MY KOLLEKTION.
I can smell it, ze scent of my prey.
The ape is back. It's been a while. #ape
hey there donkey kong how is life in new donk city?
HOW I'D LOVE TO SQUASH THAT IMPUDENT APE.
GREETINGS AND GOOD EVE, MY SUBJEKTS-TO-BE. IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN, A KERTAIN BANANA-MUNKHING, HALF-RATE PRIMATE HAS MADE AN AKKOUNT ON THIS SITE. DID YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T PARTAKE IN DENTAL KARE? IT'S TRUE! I HAVE ALSO BEEN MADE AWARE OF A KERTAIN ABILITY THIS SITE HAS. KROSS-GALAXY KOMMUNIKATION? I PLAN TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS, AND KLAIM - NO, KULTIVATE THESE UNSEEN AND BRUTISH LANDS IN THE NAME OF THE KREMLING KREW. YOU MAY SAVE YOUR THANKS FOR AFTER MY TAKEOVER, EXTRATERRESTRIALS!
🍌- OH HOHOHO, you crocodile CREEP!!! NOW IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!
AND HERE HE IS, THE HEARTLESS, VILE KONG HIMSELF, APPEARING TO SPOIL MY BEAUTIFUL ENTRANKE, LIKE THE EXKESS OF SPOILED, DISGUSTING FRUIT HE HOARDS. YOU KNOW NAUGHT A MODIKUM OF POISE, DO YOU? IT MATTERS NAUGHT, OF KOURSE. WHAT IS IT YOU SAID? IT IS 'ON'? YES, INDEED, IT *IS* ON. OR, PERHAPS, IT WOULD BE MORE APT TO SAY IT IS 'HAPPENING'.. HAPPENING LIKE KREMLING!
MANY HAVE TRIED, PLENTY HAVE FAILED. A TROLL LIKE YOU? I DOUBT YOU MAKE IT PAST MY GENERAL. I PROMISE THAT THIS IS GENEROUS.
🍌- YOU'RE THE THIEF WHO KEEPS STEALING MY BANANAS AND EATING 'EM WHEN THEY GET GROSS AND ROTTEN!!! WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO EVEN DOES THAT??? That's it, I'm rounding up THE CREW. WE'RE GONNA TAKE DOWN YOUR KREMLINGS. When we're all done, YOU'RE NEXT.
THAT HAS BEEN THE SONG AND DANKE WE'VE GONE THROUGH FOR THE PAST FEW SWEEPS NOW, ISN'T IT? I SHOW UP, TAKE SOMETHING FROM YOU, AND YOU KHEAT AND SWINDLE YOUR WAY INTO MIRAKULOUSLY BEATING DOWN THIS HELPLESS, MEEK LIZARD. YOUR KRUELTY REALLY PUTS MINE TO SHAME, DEAR RIVAL. BUT KARMA IS QUITE THE POTENT THING. YOU KAN'T STUMBLE YOUR WAY INTO VIKTORY FOREVER, AND I HAVE A MEANS TO ASSURE IT. OUR SHIP DOKKS ON KONG ISLE NEXT WEEK. I SAY YOU TAKE YOUR TIME RELAXING BEFORE WE TAKE YOUR HIDE, YOUR ISLAND, AND THEN - THE PLANET AT LARGE!
🍌- OH SO YOU'RE PLAYING THE VICTIM CARD NOW HUH??? Don't think for a SECOND I don't remember when you KIDNAPPED MY FRIENDS the last time you were HERE!!! I'M GONNA BE TOSSING BARRELS YOUR WAY BEFORE YOU EVEN GET HERE!!! Get those GREASY THIEVING CLAWS READY FOR A FIGHT!!!
KIDNAPPING? A MORE APT WAY OF PUTTING THINGS WOULD BE PROTEKTIVE KUSTODY. IT WAS NOT SAFE OUT THERE! WHY, A MADMAN WAS ABOUT TO BLOW THE WHOLE ISLAND TO SMITHEREENS! YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL. ..OH, WAIT, THAT MADMAN WAS ME, WASN'T HE? I WOULD APPREKIATE YOUR PATIENKE. TO FIGHT AN EXHAUSTED KONG IS, WELL, IT'S JUST NOT ENTERTAINING, AND WOULD NOT PROVE MY AUTHORITY. IT'S SO EASY TO MAKE QUIKK WORK OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT OF THE RIGHT HEAD SPAKE, YOU KNOW. OR DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU OF WHEN YOUR SIDEKIKK HAD TO BAIL YOU OUT?