
if i wanted to go to a mansion thatd probabLLy kiLLLL me id just go visit my friends boyfriend

yeah yeah i know. LLaaaaaaame -n-
So unfair that there are consequences to your actions and that another purple doesn't care about your bullshit. So sad, so cruel.

hey id say its kinda sucks that i cant do shit without risking him breaking aLLLL the bones in my body but ok
Sometimes...and I know this is hard for you to accept...you need to just leave people alone. And there's no cheat code or workaround.

i LLiteraLLLLy do?? i can stiLLLL think its LLame that someone i know is a vioLLent asshoLLe with no sense of humour tho
Oh, he has a sense of humor, it's just different than yours, lmao. I think he's lame too, but for completely other reasons.

yeah my bad his sense of humour is uhhh [checks notes] having a hard on for saw traps
Exactly! He has one, it's just edgy and stupid! Unlike yours, which is memey and stupid!

you LLove my memey and stupid tho -v-
It amuses me sometimes.