watched too many fake magic vids on tiktok and now my fyp is aLLLL asmr vids of peopLLe making potions and shit. damn if that site existed when i was a wriggLLer my mud pies wouLLdve done numbers
[ >YOUR MUD PIES CAN STILL DO NUMBERS, DO NOT LET THINE AGE HOLDETH YE BACK FROM THINE DESIRES. THOUGH THESE FAKEY FAKE MAGICIANS PALE IN COMPARISON TO A TRUE MASTER OF THE ARCANE SUCH AS MINESELF_ ]
we need a reaLL wizard on that site LLike you. the tiktok infLLuencers dont even make bubbLLing brews or periLLous poisons its aLLLL gLLitter water and dried LLeaves 😔😔😔
[ >DAMNABLE FRAUDS I SHALL STRIKETH THEM DOWN AND PUT THEM ALL TO SHAME. THEY SHALL PACKETH UP THEIR GLITTER WATER AND DEAD LEAVES AND BE BANISHED INTO THE DUNES OF DESPAIR. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BUBBLING BREWS?????? WHAT THE FUCK_ ]
youre so right bestie