>[Everyone izzz getting their freak on today, huh? I am here for it. Go wild.]<
>[Clearly not, yeah. Well hey, more reazzzon to have another friend I guezzz.]<
cønsøle.løg("my existence is a bit øf a biøhazard sø i appreciate stupid peøple whø are willingl tø assøciate with me");
>[Girl if only zzztupid people azzzzzzociate with you then I am downright brain damaged.]<
cønsøle.løg("this reads like flirtin");
>[Ah, my apologiezzz. I am zzzimply overjoyed to have met zzzomeone zzzo zzzimilar to me.]<
cønsøle.løg("what's yøur sign");
cønsøle.løg("was just curiøus if we had the same øne");
>[That would have been freaky. Like to have everything be zzzo zzzimilar and then have the zzzame zzzign? That would be zzzome cozzzmic prophecy zzzort of zzzhit.]<
cønsøle.løg("they say trølls with similar signs tend tø have a løt in cømmøn");