>[Recalibrated my arm and accidentally threw my zzzcryPhone. Hit the wall pretty hard. Zzztill workzzz clearly but I think the camera got all fucked up. Life izzz a dizzzazzzter.]<
if someone asks you for a high-five what are the odds you take their entire limb off
>[Lezzzzzz than you might think but definitely higher than 10%.]<
awesome we should high-five
>[Fuck yeah let'zzz get it.]<