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:33< i was walking through the forest when a tall faceless guy in a suit said :33< heyyy guysss collect my pages! :33< and i said okay slenerman and so i bought him a book which had many pages :33< and he said thanks guyyyyys and then signed them and gave me a pat on the head with his tentacles :33< #nicepastas

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

THIS POST SUCKS. I LIKE IT.

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= his tentacles. ="

:33< i was sitting in my house one day when a guy with pale white skin no eyelids and a big smile came up to meow :33< he gave me a surpurrise furuit basket and said welclawm to the neighborhood :33< and that is the story of how i became neighbors with jim jam the kill man

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

FUCKING SUCKS. PLEASE KEEP POSTING THESE

:33< there once was the story of the russian sl33p expurriment :33< they wanted to s33 what it would be like if a bunch of russian guys took a nap in the same room :33< so they gave them some sl33py time tea and they all had a nice long nap :))

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= hm. don't like this one. add more. tentacles. ="

:33< the nice tale of smile cat :33< have mew heard the tale of smile cat? :33< it is an image of a cat smiling and it makes you happy to look at :33< nyat supurrnyatpurrally so just a pleasing image to mewre gandpurrbulbs

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:33< the dread tale of the squid that likes mew :33< there once was a squid who was normal in efurry way he lived d33p in the trenches of the ocean then one day he counted his tentacles one two thr33 four five six seven eight :33< which is a normal ameownt for him to have he then had a nice day

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I THINK SOME OF THESE NICEPASTA CHARACTERS SHOULD KISS.

:33< get a shipping wall :33< the furrisous tail of ben swimmed :33< there was a copy of legend of zelda majoras mask that i got furom a sw33t old man at a garage sale :33< i took it home to purrlay it and there was a file already on there for a guy called ben :33< i booted it up and link was swimming happily in zora bay! :33< i could fully clawntroll him and i had a real nice time purrlaying bens game

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