
I am so sick and tired of staring at this blank page.

fill it up then

Now, why didn't I think of that? Truly your genius knows no end.

:33< theres an old art technique where if theres a blank page befure mew :33< smear something purrminyant on it like mud or ash or charcoal :33< then it wont matpurr if what mew put on there is impurrfect beclawse it will be "ruined" anyaways

i know, i know, no need to thank me, i'm here all week

I doubt this will translate well in a novel format.

:33< depends on how mewr writing mewre novel :33< if mewre doing it on a typewriter or by hand it will :33< if mewre doing it on a clawmputpurr purrobably nyat :33< unless mew put like :33< a jpeg of a stain on it or something
Change the font to comic sans. Or... Use this. https://writtenkitten.co/
