Shitpeta #fightme Leijon: ":33< dude i gotta beat my "crack an egg" sp33d run... :33<…"

@starstuddedSalticid[SS]

you can't sPeedrun that shit!!!!!!!! it'LL take however Long it takes!!!! you have to get to know the egg first, THEN find the best angLe of attack to crack them. this is egg 101 here!!!!!!!!

↩ @voxAngeli[VA]

:33< no but ill do it fur mew and help mew out :33< mew a troll or a mewmean or cherub or leprechaun and also :33< what are mewre purronouns

↩ @voxAngeli[VA]

Ananse S.

@starstuddedSalticid[SS]

you are now either stePhanie or aaLiyah. choose.

↩ @starstuddedSalticid[SS]

:33< this is true :33< howefur long it takes can be fast :33< depending on some things :33< i once cracked one in less than 10 meownitues aftpurr m33ting her

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

Ananse S.

@starstuddedSalticid[SS]

weLL yeah, but that's so much rng. not a very fun sPeedrun category!

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

The Frostmancer

@voxAngeli[VA]

Species not listed above, but I live on Earth, so follow human conventions. I use atashi, but other people refer to me as she/her, faha.

↩ @starstuddedSalticid[SS]

:33< i nefur said it was fun i said i wanted to do it

↩ @voxAngeli[VA]

:33< okay cool girl names then :33< momoka? :33< megumi? :33< or how about haruko?

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

The Frostmancer

@voxAngeli[VA]

I'm not feeling very PEACHY so Momoka's out of the running, I once nearly had a heart attack from smoking something as mild as weed. Haruko sounds nice, my original name was also seasonal so just selecting a different season is a cool angle of attack. Thanks!

↩ @voxAngeli[VA]