:33< a wild horoscope apurred?!? :33< ♈ mew will win a pie eating contest then have the worst bathroom expurrience of mewre life :33< ♉ the stars purrdict tomeowrrow mewll wake up on a rocket ship destened fur the sun :33< ♊ mew will be called on the phone by a llama who will anwpurr one question truthfurrly the llama knows nyat meowch but it will be truthfur with its anwpurr :33< ♋ two doors are befur mew with two guardians one door leads to salvation one door to damnation one of the guards always tells the truth the other guard always skips out on the check when going out to eat :33< ♌ mewre back :DD :33< ♍ the patchwork gazebo calls to mew dare mew answer the call? :33< ♎ mewre just a little black rain cloud hofuring ofur the honey tr33 :33< ♏ if only mew could juggle then the terrible fate that is about to befall mew today wouldnt happen :(( :33< ♐ mewre a hooooooorse girl :33< ♑ run into a wall as hard and fast as mew can its the only way to win :33< ♒ mew will start a new show called the david "moldwater" moldwater show that will absomewtely bomb :33< ♓ nobody expects the spanish inquisition during a shitpeta horoscope!
>+. WELL I SUPPOSE IF I GOTTA! .+<
:33< which one are mew?
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:33< mew gotta :33< dont mew wanna win?
:33< im pawsitive thats what was the whole bit :33< b33n a hot second since ive s33n the spanish inquisition bit :33< i hope mew love my great horoscopes :33< theyre just as real as any othpurr horoscopes
:33< always is
:33< clawngradmewlations mew win!