The Disciple #originalgrumpycat: "Nepeta, why's there a chainsaw in the cereal?" | chittr

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The Disciple #originalgrumpycat

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Nepeta, why's there a chainsaw in the cereal?

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:33< aint mew efur heard of a purrize inside a cereal box befur?

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The box has b33n open for a perig33.

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< its called a gift what do mew want meow to spell it out fur mew?

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A chainsaw. Thanks. What I always wanted.

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:33< alright fine mew wanna know the truth? :33< mew got so plastpurred with mewre drinking game last night me decided to try and invent "chopped cereal" fur some furkin reason then pulled out a chainsaw furom my chainsaw hole and jammed it in a cereal box realized it didnt have any juice and cried fur 3 hours afpurr the mewvie about how meowch mew miss the signless! :33< CHRIST!

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I did not. I was a refined aging cat lady and you can't purrove it.

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:33< sure girl sure :33< i cant purrove it :33< whatefur helps mew sl33p at night

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If this gift is not appreciated I am willing to barter for it

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