:33< horoscope :33< ♈ mew can beat tauros in a fight today if mew empurrloy a little bit of pocket sand :33< ♉ mew should watch out fur ares with pocket sand :33< ♊ mew should clawnsidpurr mewr quads cloesly could leo be the one fur mewr flush or pitch? :33< ♋ capricorn should chill out go shoosh pap them :33< ♌ gemini s33ms to be clawnsidpurring mew fur flush or pitch lucky duck :33< ♍ pisces could mewse a laugh go ch33r them up with a joke :33< ♎ a good thing is gonna happen to mew furom scorpio today :33< ♏ appawlagize to libra right nyow fur breaking their toys! :33< ♐ kill aquarius today :33< ♑ jegus furk calm down cancers gonna shoosh pap mew in like ten meownites! :33< ♒ just let sagitarius get mew already! :33< ♓ if mewre f33ling blue go ask furgo to ch33r mew up they have a great joke to share!
:33< sorry man ://
:33< theyre as relevant to mew as any "real" horoscope is
:33< betpurr watch out
:33< theyre all good :33< go back and read all the old ones theyre all purrfect!
D--> I am glad that horoscopes are fake and made up. I would like to avoid killing @caligvlasAqvarivm as I have already made several mista%'s which have jeopardized our budding acquaintanceship.
:33< my horoscopes are as real as any othpurr horoscope mewll efur s33 equhiss
D--> That would make them equally illegitimate Nepeta. There is no reason to believe in such f001ish nonsense, although calling in to question the e%istence of horoscopes may be silly considering what we have gone through that does not mean all superstitious moobeast malarky is true. No offence.
:33< i know i am being silly! :33< mew gotta have some fun and whimsy in mewre life or mewll get an anrmewrism equihiss! :33< mew dont think its a little silly that mewmans decided they could tell the future based on what our shirts are?
D--> That is true, it is very silly. Although I will note the chances of any singular b100d vessel blocking my thinkpan is laughable considering the STRENGTH of my b100d pressure. I suppose we should both laugh at the humans for their silliness.
:33< agr33d h33h33h33 silly mewmans!