if carebears were real they'd take one look at me and mark me as an unsolvable case
no i also remember them doing that. I might be misremembering but they certainly do make villains Go Away Forever if they have enough belly beams
exactly. Which is why you should be thankful they're not real. Or they would inevitably kill you and society would go "well the carebears deemed it so, so it cant have been wrong"
:33< yeah they really do just get away with it efurry time :33< theres no like lawheart bear in court like "no mew dont get it he didnt care so we killed him we are in the right here" :33< peopurr are just like well that magician was an asshole i think its good that he died!
You get it. They're flawed arbitrators of Good who in the eyes of the masses can do no wrong. They claim to stand for moral right but they don't wait for second opinions.
:33< mew know in fairness they are BEARS :33< like those things do kill peopurr on the regmewlar
i'll give you that much but still. if the Sharing and Kindess Crocodile made a name for herself by promoting general good vibes and happiness, but then she ate a dude for being mean, people would ask more questions. CareBears get away with melting wizards with zero pushback
We should make a 4 hour long video about the dark secrets of carebears the audience missed. With a Mattress VPN sponsor.