HERE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT TODAY. OUT OF ALL DAYS. FATHER'S DAY. THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE MALE PROGENITOR TO EVERYTHING YOU SEE AROUND YOU. TO EVERYTHING THAT SURROUNDS US IN PARADOX SPACE. NONE OTHER. THAN LORD ENGLISH. SO THIS FATHER'S DAY CELEBRATION. DO NOT FORGET. TO PAY YOUR DAMNDEST RESPECTS. TO THE ONE WHO IS ALREADY HERE. HEEHAAHOOHOOHOO.
I AM NOT YOUR DADDY. I AM MERELY A VESSEL FOR THE ONE AND TRUE LORD OF PARADOX SPACE. YOU MAY CALL ME LORD JACK. OR UNION JACK, THE LORD OF TIME PREFERS THAT NAME FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I FIND IT KIND OF STUPID ACTUALLY. BUT DADDY JACK I DO NOT ACCEPT.
:33< so mew dont want this mug?
NO? WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT IDEA.
:33< well mewmans get their daddys mugs fur fathpurrs day :33< that or ties :33< do mew want the tie?
IM NO DADDY. IF YOU WISH TO MAKE MEANINGLESS SACRIFICES FOR THIS DAY. DO IT FOR LORD ENGLISH.
:33< so mewr saying i should get daddy english a mug?
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY. A MUG IS AN AWFULLY WORTHLESS ITEM. I MEAN, UNLESS YOU POUR GREAT ARTISTRY INTO IT AND DESIGN IT IN LORD ENGLISH'S HONOR. IN THAT CASE, YEAH THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BADASS.
:33< huh? :33< no its furom the store
YEAH NO FUCK THAT THEN. DO NOT EVEN BOTHER.
:33< what about a tie?