:33< ive got a joke fur mew :33< so a guy walks into a bar followed by an ostrich with huge tits :33< he ordpurrs a drink takes exact change fur it out of his pocket and pays his tab :33< the bartendpurr says "so eh... whats the story there?" gestmewring towards the bird :33< he says "okay so i found a genie lamp right and i got thr33 wishes :33< my furst wish to make sure it was real was a new jacket :33< my second wish was anyatime i had to pay anyathing i could reach into my pawket and purr out exact change :33< the bartendpurr nods "okay that tracks but whats up with the ostrich?" :33< the man sighs and respawnds "s33 this is where i think i screwed up s33 i wished fur an ostrich with huge tits" :33< #nsfw
✨🍭🕷️ i feel like i've seen this one before. but with. a giant orange head. @dogwoodJackal 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ that said i like the first 2 wishes in this version better. always having exact change would be awesome. i love that. 🕷️🍭✨
c< gOOd jOKe, well writteN, aMaziNg puNcH liNe, tHaNK yOu >c
:33< its a good joke!
:33< i agr33
:33< mewre welclawme!
✨🍭🕷️ it is. i like this version of it. the image of a big titted ostrich is really something. 11/10 🕷️🍭✨
:33< its a killer vismewal!
:33< *the mighty huntress takes a big grand bow*